Daniel J. Serra
@danieljserra.bsky.social
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul
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time to lock in for the traditional nightly horror movie and staying up past 9pm. Basically 31 straight Michael Jordan flu games
October 1, 2025 at 12:48 PM
time to lock in for the traditional nightly horror movie and staying up past 9pm. Basically 31 straight Michael Jordan flu games
Secret of the Ooze in theaters? No thanks. Give me TMNT III so I can see these teeth in IMAX
August 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Secret of the Ooze in theaters? No thanks. Give me TMNT III so I can see these teeth in IMAX
It’s better than Secret of the Ooze. Like by a lot.
A ★★★★½ review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
I don’t care. It has Corey Feldman and TWO Elias Koteases. It’s a live action version of a really stupid plot you’d see on the 87 cartoon. If the costumes were better this would not be nearly as dumpe...
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May 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s better than Secret of the Ooze. Like by a lot.
Wtf Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on N64 is the most charming game of all time
May 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Wtf Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon on N64 is the most charming game of all time
just lovely
A ★★★★½ review of Journey to the Beginning of Time (1955)
I will watch stop-motion dinosaurs all day, every day. Luckily that’s pretty much all this movie is. Just some buds hanging out and making sort of rude comments about prehistoric hippos. That sounds m...
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April 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
just lovely
I love my job. Following a mystery about a stolen pie- it’s like the Andy Griffith show. You just know that they went to report it and the dude in charge had berry all over his face
February 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I love my job. Following a mystery about a stolen pie- it’s like the Andy Griffith show. You just know that they went to report it and the dude in charge had berry all over his face
February 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dude. Just unreal.
A ★★★★★ review of Steamboat Bill, Jr. (1928)
It’s impossible to take your eyes off of my man Buster. Charisma personified. I also enjoy how he spends the entire movie looking and acting like an overgrown 8 year old.
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February 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dude. Just unreal.
I hope that Elon Musk does colonize Mars so that he can be the biggest loser on two separate planets
February 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I hope that Elon Musk does colonize Mars so that he can be the biggest loser on two separate planets
January 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Senior citizens should trick or treat. Little old Draculas knocking on your door and holding out coin purses for those green and white mints
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Senior citizens should trick or treat. Little old Draculas knocking on your door and holding out coin purses for those green and white mints
Sex, drugs and gothic country
January 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sex, drugs and gothic country
There is no “sane” way to have a clown posse
January 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
There is no “sane” way to have a clown posse
- An Alfred Hitchcock movie
- Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
- Music and staring at a wall
Which would best beat back the existential dread
- Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
- Music and staring at a wall
Which would best beat back the existential dread
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
- An Alfred Hitchcock movie
- Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
- Music and staring at a wall
Which would best beat back the existential dread
- Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
- Music and staring at a wall
Which would best beat back the existential dread
The blood in 1970s samurai movies has a very specific color and viscosity that I love. It’s like the little red paint blobs you’d have on a paper towel for art in first grade.
January 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The blood in 1970s samurai movies has a very specific color and viscosity that I love. It’s like the little red paint blobs you’d have on a paper towel for art in first grade.
i am a big fan of the discrepancy between 1979 arcade game posters and what the games actually look like
January 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i am a big fan of the discrepancy between 1979 arcade game posters and what the games actually look like
Me with one billion dollars
January 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me with one billion dollars