Danielm80
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“What / would happen if we decided to survive more? To love harder?”
Did he mention our precious bodily fluids?
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Did he mention our precious bodily fluids?
The Committee to Protect Journalists From Themselves.
February 11, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The Committee to Protect Journalists From Themselves.
A year ago, politicians were openly giving Nazi salutes and advocating for Nazi sympathizers, and the NYT said: The meaning of these gestures is unclear. So the bar for journalists (and their legal team) is on the floor.
February 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
A year ago, politicians were openly giving Nazi salutes and advocating for Nazi sympathizers, and the NYT said: The meaning of these gestures is unclear. So the bar for journalists (and their legal team) is on the floor.
Simon AND Simon? That’s one Simon too many.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Simon AND Simon? That’s one Simon too many.
Are you watching “Fringe“ or “Fridge”?
February 9, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Are you watching “Fringe“ or “Fridge”?
I was so grateful when I found out that was an actual quote.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I was so grateful when I found out that was an actual quote.
Based on my Bluesky feed, the world has somehow become twice as stupid in less than 24 hours.
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Based on my Bluesky feed, the world has somehow become twice as stupid in less than 24 hours.
I was just discussing this with someone last week, and Cyndi Lauper, Macy Gray, and--less obviously--Tom Waits are clearly Muppets. Tom needs to form a supergroup with Animal, Grover, and Cookie Monster.
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
I was just discussing this with someone last week, and Cyndi Lauper, Macy Gray, and--less obviously--Tom Waits are clearly Muppets. Tom needs to form a supergroup with Animal, Grover, and Cookie Monster.
I don’t have nearly enough alcohol in my house.
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I don’t have nearly enough alcohol in my house.
But he wrote backward, so it doesn’t count.
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
But he wrote backward, so it doesn’t count.
Worked for the Scientologists.
February 5, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Worked for the Scientologists.
Quoting myself from earlier today:
NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.
NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Quoting myself from earlier today:
NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.
NEWS UPDATE: Tom Homan has removed 700 ICE agents from Minnesota and sent them to CNN.
<Creeping Rooneyism>I do wish they’d make some episodes where I can’t figure out who the killer is by 9:40 PM EST.</Creeping Rooneyism>
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
<Creeping Rooneyism>I do wish they’d make some episodes where I can’t figure out who the killer is by 9:40 PM EST.</Creeping Rooneyism>
“Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you.”
February 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
“Everywhere you go, you always take the weather with you.”
I know it’s not the point, but that may be the worst constructed headline in history.
January 30, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I know it’s not the point, but that may be the worst constructed headline in history.
I loved CAUGHT STEALING, but I only watched it because I forgot it was Aronofsky.
January 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I loved CAUGHT STEALING, but I only watched it because I forgot it was Aronofsky.
In a world that were even a little bit just, the NYT would replace his column with a weekly Tom Tomorrow cartoon.
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
In a world that were even a little bit just, the NYT would replace his column with a weekly Tom Tomorrow cartoon.
These days, I respond to almost every NYT headline with “What did you THINK was going to happen?”
I want to tell Ezra, “Congratulations, you’ve just crossed the line into completely useless.”
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I want to tell Ezra, “Congratulations, you’ve just crossed the line into completely useless.”
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Congratulations, you've just crossed the line into completely useless. Get out.
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January 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
These days, I respond to almost every NYT headline with “What did you THINK was going to happen?”
I want to tell Ezra, “Congratulations, you’ve just crossed the line into completely useless.”
tv-memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/fd...
I want to tell Ezra, “Congratulations, you’ve just crossed the line into completely useless.”
tv-memes.yarn.co/yarn-clip/fd...