Daniel Kelley
@danieltkelley.bsky.social
Editor-in-chief, FTN Network. Wrote some books too. Pretty cool. He/him
Taylor is sixth all time in RB PPR scoring through Week 10. He's within 20 points of first.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Taylor is sixth all time in RB PPR scoring through Week 10. He's within 20 points of first.
I love Martin McDonagh’s work, but had totally never experienced “The Pillowman” until last night … when I saw my niece acting in it in a college show. It’s *wild*.
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love Martin McDonagh’s work, but had totally never experienced “The Pillowman” until last night … when I saw my niece acting in it in a college show. It’s *wild*.
Oct. 25, 2017 was one of the scariest but best days of my life, because this is how my kid looked after an 18-hour heart surgery, and he was OK. Here's how he looked at 9:45 a.m. each of the last nine years. Keeps getting better.
October 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oct. 25, 2017 was one of the scariest but best days of my life, because this is how my kid looked after an 18-hour heart surgery, and he was OK. Here's how he looked at 9:45 a.m. each of the last nine years. Keeps getting better.
Congratulations to Toronto Blue Jays minor leaguer Buddy Kennedy and current Los Angeles Angel José Ureña on their World Series rings.
October 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Congratulations to Toronto Blue Jays minor leaguer Buddy Kennedy and current Los Angeles Angel José Ureña on their World Series rings.
Most scrimmage yards in a two-week span since 2000. Rico Dowdle, what the heck is your name doing in this list.
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Most scrimmage yards in a two-week span since 2000. Rico Dowdle, what the heck is your name doing in this list.
Five weeks in, good time to see how our point differentials are changing from 2024 to 2025.
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Five weeks in, good time to see how our point differentials are changing from 2024 to 2025.
Cannot believe we’re doing this again.
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Cannot believe we’re doing this again.
Here's the playoff bracket for you. It's done. Saw the script.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Here's the playoff bracket for you. It's done. Saw the script.
Looking forward to the administration’s conclusion that Tylenol and autism are inextricably linked.
September 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looking forward to the administration’s conclusion that Tylenol and autism are inextricably linked.
Absolute dumbest fucking timeline
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Absolute dumbest fucking timeline
The rando with 150 followers she was calling out did, so there's that.
September 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The rando with 150 followers she was calling out did, so there's that.
Y’all are watching Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen, but I saw the true generational talent tonight. Hi Jeff Goldblum!
September 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Y’all are watching Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen, but I saw the true generational talent tonight. Hi Jeff Goldblum!
A guide to your 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars.
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A guide to your 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars.
Of course I’m going to watch Sunday of Week 1, it’s a huge day of football, the only thing that I’d miss that for would be if, like, Jeff Goldblum were playing a concert in a legendary venue and I had tickets …
Enjoy the games, y’all.
Enjoy the games, y’all.
September 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Of course I’m going to watch Sunday of Week 1, it’s a huge day of football, the only thing that I’d miss that for would be if, like, Jeff Goldblum were playing a concert in a legendary venue and I had tickets …
Enjoy the games, y’all.
Enjoy the games, y’all.
Well okay, if the season starts tonight, I GUESS I'll make my guaranteed-to-be-right predictions.
September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Well okay, if the season starts tonight, I GUESS I'll make my guaranteed-to-be-right predictions.
Shouldn't "accurately citing baseball stats" be, like, Grok's specialty? Seems like the easiest thing ever to get right.
September 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shouldn't "accurately citing baseball stats" be, like, Grok's specialty? Seems like the easiest thing ever to get right.
It’s going great, y’all.
August 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s going great, y’all.
That is a *wild* group of possibilities.
August 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That is a *wild* group of possibilities.
Gonna write a movie where it’s this but it’s humans.
August 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Gonna write a movie where it’s this but it’s humans.
Brown Carpenter. Y’all told me Jesus would be back.
August 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Brown Carpenter. Y’all told me Jesus would be back.
I figure if spam’s gonna text me, I’ll get weird with it.
August 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I figure if spam’s gonna text me, I’ll get weird with it.
@briesmith.xyz I can’t decide whether to click through to see how this went from A to B or just enjoy the weirdness.
August 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@briesmith.xyz I can’t decide whether to click through to see how this went from A to B or just enjoy the weirdness.
Checking in on trade deadline hauls in the AL West!
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Checking in on trade deadline hauls in the AL West!
I always knew I could trust Mysexywetpussy’s politics.
July 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I always knew I could trust Mysexywetpussy’s politics.