Daniel Wolden
@danielwolden.bsky.social
Love fully. Take no shit.
I know it’s AI, but I love how one of the selling points for this breadbox is, “You can store cooked, fully dressed hamburger in here!”
February 6, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I know it’s AI, but I love how one of the selling points for this breadbox is, “You can store cooked, fully dressed hamburger in here!”
Sometimes, your favorite book gets water damaged and you use it to paper your desk. But your favorite poem is on two sides of the same page. You gotta brew some tea and soak the copy you made to make it look KINDA good…
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Sometimes, your favorite book gets water damaged and you use it to paper your desk. But your favorite poem is on two sides of the same page. You gotta brew some tea and soak the copy you made to make it look KINDA good…
All I’m saying, if you never throw any scrap of paper away, you’ll always have material for your little projects.
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
All I’m saying, if you never throw any scrap of paper away, you’ll always have material for your little projects.
The best tweets get made into stickers.
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
The best tweets get made into stickers.
Got that Portuguese style lunch today.
February 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Got that Portuguese style lunch today.
Someone is turning two today!
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Someone is turning two today!
Wish I would’ve found these before the concert last May…
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Wish I would’ve found these before the concert last May…
I need a rich friend to send me to England in August please.
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I need a rich friend to send me to England in August please.
I swear this isn’t on purpose.
January 26, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I swear this isn’t on purpose.
Oh, you like the Mets? Cute. These four teenagers from NYC are fans of an OG New York team.
January 17, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Oh, you like the Mets? Cute. These four teenagers from NYC are fans of an OG New York team.
Still unable to resist themed versions of Clue.
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Still unable to resist themed versions of Clue.
My last Goodwill haul while I’m unemployed. Had to get something for the boys, so we went on a 50% off day.
January 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
My last Goodwill haul while I’m unemployed. Had to get something for the boys, so we went on a 50% off day.
Starting the year out like we always do…
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Starting the year out like we always do…
I got Bee and Puppycat stickers in my stocking!
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…(I fill the stockings)
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…(I fill the stockings)
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I got Bee and Puppycat stickers in my stocking!
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…(I fill the stockings)
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…(I fill the stockings)
In this day of everything being digital, it’s pretty nice you can go to Etsy and spend like $2 to download nice looking tickets for the gift.
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
In this day of everything being digital, it’s pretty nice you can go to Etsy and spend like $2 to download nice looking tickets for the gift.
People who think Ennis is an edgelord piece of shit who adds nothing to the genre, I’ll raise you this…
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
People who think Ennis is an edgelord piece of shit who adds nothing to the genre, I’ll raise you this…
…And I’m Gonna Remember Your Mom Is a Woman And I’d Rather Sabotage My Career Than Be A Comic That Women Like…
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
…And I’m Gonna Remember Your Mom Is a Woman And I’d Rather Sabotage My Career Than Be A Comic That Women Like…
I know I can replace it, but this hurts.
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I know I can replace it, but this hurts.
🎶I sang out to the winter months on…🎶
Old mixes are the best mixes…
Old mixes are the best mixes…
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🎶I sang out to the winter months on…🎶
Old mixes are the best mixes…
Old mixes are the best mixes…
My dumb little ghosts that I was painting to pass the time turned out to kinda popular with the kids. They were grabbing them faster than I could make them. At one point I had a line of kids down the block.
November 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
My dumb little ghosts that I was painting to pass the time turned out to kinda popular with the kids. They were grabbing them faster than I could make them. At one point I had a line of kids down the block.
I know Kipperlilly Copperkettle brought it in from outside, but I’ve been watching a lot of horror movies and this freaked me out.
October 19, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I know Kipperlilly Copperkettle brought it in from outside, but I’ve been watching a lot of horror movies and this freaked me out.
Unrelated, I got a button maker.
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Unrelated, I got a button maker.