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Daniel Zadnik
@danielzadnik.com
870 followers 660 following 800 posts
Posting bad jokes and photos of wild geese

Lethbridge, Alberta 🇨🇦 #yql (he / him)
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#lukekidgell
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Vegas was aight
January 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.
December 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
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A destroyed advertisement with broken glass below it on the sidewalk.
December 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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Just some cool graffiti
A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.
December 16, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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The dystopia is here
The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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This is for the #onewheel crew
The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side. Below the Onewheel, bold text reads: “BORN TO RIDE WORLD IS A FUCK Bonk Em All 2024 I am trail beast 410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”
December 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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👇 how to confuse a fascist 101
Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”
December 3, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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Xmas tree is a go
A white Christmas tree with colorful lights
December 3, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Duolingo streak going strong
2098 day Duolingo streak
December 2, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Here’s a sticky skeet
Sticky note with skeet written on it
December 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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This image is a screenshot of a humorous poll posted on Twitter by a user named Adam Kotsko (@adamkotsko). The post asks, “What’s your favorite tech innovation?” with four satirical options, each representing a critique of modern technology-driven services or products: 1. “Illegal cab company” (16%) – likely referring to ridesharing services like Uber or Lyft. 2. “Illegal hotel chain” (17%) – likely referring to platforms like Airbnb. 3. “Fake money for criminals” (32%) – likely referring to cryptocurrencies. 4. “Plagiarism machine” (35%) – likely referring to AI tools such as ChatGPT or other content-generation systems. The poll results show “Plagiarism machine” leading with 35%, followed by “Fake money for criminals” at 32%, with “Illegal hotel chain” and “Illegal cab company” trailing behind at 17% and 16%, respectively. The tone is sarcastic, implying critiques of these technologies.
December 1, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Someone get Perkins on Bluesky
Screenshot of the following quote from a news article: Pamela Perkins, a photographer who lives in the Tesla heartland of California’s Silicon Valley, has a Model Y but is among a group of friends who are all considering ditching their Teslas. “I’m turning 80 in January so I thought I’d have a sporty car that I could race anyone when the light turns green,” Perkins said of her purchase. “There was a time I thought Elon Musk was a genius but he went bad very quickly. I remember saying to my husband I should sell this car and send a message, for my own conscience.
November 30, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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Looks nice, feels prickly
A snowy landscape photo showing frost covered trees
November 30, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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Stuck on the toilet. Who said robots can’t relate to humans?
A robot vacuum that has wedged itself between a toilet and the wall.
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Thx 😈
The image depicts a humorous meme. Potentially the best meme you’ve ever seen, or in this case, the best meme you’ve ever read. At the top, text reads “666 followers.” Below it, a red devilish figure with horns is seated at a drum set, passionately playing drums adorned with 3 large “6” numbers on the bass drums, reinforcing the “666” theme. To the left of the image, a small inset features a child holding a crucifix and gesturing with a hand, as if to ward off the demonic figure.
November 30, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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If you see this post a duck 🦆
A four-panel comic about a rebellious duck: 1. Panel 1: A duck stands among other ducks and says, “I don’t wanna be a normal duck.” 2. Panel 2: The same duck dives into a puddle of oil, declaring, “I wanna be a goth duck.” 3. Panel 3: The duck is now completely covered in oil, appearing as a dark silhouette, saying, “Hell yeah.” 4. Panel 4: Two humans in protective gear are holding the duck at a cleaning station. One says, “Let’s get you cleaned up, little guy.” The duck defiantly replies, “No fuck you.”
November 30, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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Duck Duck side profile
November 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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So I actually created the Bluesky subreddit back in the day, and the fact that this was on the front page of Reddit today made it all worth it
Reddit post stating “Elon Musk is a bitch.” With 29.2k upvotes
November 29, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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Pierre Poilievre shouting “AXE THE FACTS”
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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A vintage electric carving knife, is shown in the image. The knife features a white and black handle with a floral design, which is characteristic of 1970s or 1980s aesthetics. The detachable serrated blade is positioned above the handle, and a neatly wound power cord with a standard plug is visible to the side. The text overlay humorously remarks on how this type of appliance was typically used only a couple of times a year, likely for special occasions like Thanksgiving or Christmas. The background is a plain gray fabric surface.
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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For my latest experiment, I’ve cryogenically frozen this plant.

I’m now seeking funding and approval for human testing.
A frozen dying plant sitting outside in the cold and snow.
November 27, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Ok, who did this? 😂
A screenshot of text criticizing a social media trend. The text reads: “I’m noticing a new trend where people post ‘Ok, who did this? 😂’ along with a meme—usually taken from someone else’s post. Stop it. You’re a thief.”
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Introducing my new robot vacuum to my old one to help them acclimate
Two robot vacuums on a wooden floor: a white modern model with a lidar sensor sits in the back, while an older black Roomba with a glossy surface and large ‘CLEAN’ button is in the foreground. Both are positioned facing each other.
November 24, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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A four-panel comic illustrates a humorous take on awkward attempts to join a conversation. In the first panel, two people are sitting on a park bench, each holding a cup of coffee. One says, “Coffee goes straight through me,” attempting to spark a conversation. In the second panel, a smiling cloud holding a coffee cup responds, “Airplanes go straight through me,” clearly misunderstanding the context. The third panel shows the two people silently staring at the cloud, looking perplexed and unimpressed. In the fourth panel, the cheerful cloud remains unbothered, holding its coffee with a content expression. The comic is captioned “me attempting to join conversations.”, and was created by Nathan W. Pyle.
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM