Daniforth and The Acoustic Mayhem
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daniforth.bsky.social
Daniforth and The Acoustic Mayhem
@daniforth.bsky.social
Writer, storyteller, on-demand bon vivant.

Talking film history at www.writingtherapyproductions.com or other stuff at talesfrompartsunknown.com
Obscure musical speed round:
-Bob Saunders, the record executive from Closer to Heaven, you'd have to prove to me he isn't
-Biff from Back to the Future the Musical, you know why
-Evan Hansen's estranged dad

But no one from Rent. Because they are all ENTIRELY too poor.
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
9. Mama Rose from the one named after a Romani slur, she knows what she did
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
8. Vince Fontaine, host of National Bandstand from Grease. We saw you with Marty, Vince. She was just a child, VINCE. How many others have there been, VINCE?
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
7. Look, Thomas Jefferson not only owned slaves he banged the slaves he owned, that's a dude that gets off on power, age of consent laws were barely more than guidelines, I don't make the rules
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
6. I shouldn't even need to mention the Thenardiers from Les Mis, should I
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
5. Billy Flynn. Officially, he was just there as legal council.

Officially.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
4. King Herod from Jesus Christ Superstar and Potiphar from Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat, any rich guy in a bible epic is worth questioning
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
3. Raoul De Chagny. Don't act surprised, there is a reason people decided the Phantom was Christine's better option.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
2. Macavity. Macavity, the list contains Macavity.

He's broken EVERY human law. Don't be shocked by his depravity.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
1. Daddy Warbucks. Look. He did not have to call himself or agree to be called "Daddy Warbucks." But beyond that he's very rich, has the ear of the president, and asked to have an orphan delivered to him for the holidays, I don't think I need to explain this one.
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February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
How in the actual fires of Morgoth is Frodo hunting for Gollum? He was chilling at Bag End the WHOLE TIME
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Digital is probably better? I don't have as many devices for physical media as once I did.
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Ultimately Golden was Rumi's want (seal off the honmoon so the parts of herself she was raised to dislike magically go away), This is What it Sounds Like was her need (love all parts of herself), and the fact that Golden sounds that triumphant while masking her self hate is just so clever.
January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I WANTS IT

I NEEDS IT
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 AM
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Becky is refusing to yield a shred of autonomy to Dottie for her own life choices, much respect.
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM