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Daniil Marchenko 🇺🇦🇺🇸
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Therapist turned DevOps/Platform/Delivery engineer. Ukrainian American. Fourth generation bee keeper. 🐝
Centrally planned, just like comrade Lenin envisioned!
December 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Seeing a "hey grok..." is so weird.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Twitter fell off.... It's just people talking to bots and grok now.
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Main foyer taking you to coat bath 💀💀💀
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Tell your mother in-law "Quiet Piggy" when she asks you a question. When you're father-in-law objects, tell him you're being "Presidential" in your behavior and attitude.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I went to a car show a couple years back, and saw a flagship Lexus coupe with a CD changer.

Maybe it's less about costs and more about building the car to what the market wants to buy.

120kcars are bought by old people, and old people prefer old tech, be it a CD player or buttons.
November 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I took a gloomy walk through the rainy woods today.

Can't tell if it helped.
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This just in: Regex lookbehind feature is reasoning if you squint hard enough.
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh, is Russia going to stop burning Ukrainian books, people and everything else?
October 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And things like "a mouse jiggler but for AI."
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My sister did a major remodel... After weeks of trying to get it right, they hired a guy to do it for them.
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's your typical Christian Fundamentalist fare:

1. God blesses moral nations and punishes immoral ones
2. Banning abortions and gay and trans people will result in a more moral nation
3. Therefore God will bless America and everything will be fine.

Everything else gets a whataboutism.
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh they sure did. I'm related to some of them.
October 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The form is just fifty pages of this.
a woman is covering her ears with her hands and her eyes are glowing in the dark .
Alt: Syndrome doing the "listen here you dense mother effer"meme with glowing purple eyes
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Software Delivery Lutheran Church
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Love this for you.
October 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You too? 🫂
September 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Who knew a simple suit - be it of cloth or cards - can do so much. 😉
September 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
less than a week after talk like a pirate day. Talk about timing.
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM