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dani lamorte

@danilamorte.bsky.social

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🌦️ PGH 📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025) 🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun https://linktr.ee/danilamorte pfp: Centa Schumacher

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1h

Based on historical precedent, I don’t want to see where I’m going tbh

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1h

Headphones broke on the way into the gym but I’m still here. Being so brave 😤

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 13h

We’ll also need some of those Alcoa aluminum threads.

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 14h

Plaid.

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 20h

If I stay in my car for my entire shift, do you think anyone will notice send skeet

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Matt in the Hat @mattbukaty.bsky.social · 1d

“How can I support you?”

Financially.

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

Doing Locktober

(can't find my way out of October)

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

If your profile says "no trans," you're getting blocked so simply, so casually. I could not want to know you any less!

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

Pittsburgh could be Ohio or West Virginia, but one must have the courage to choose!

Snowden St. @snowden.st · Mar 5

This office’s official stance. Regions in alt text.

From L: PNW in dark blue, PacWest/West Coast in orange, Southwest in fuchsia, Mountain West in Gold, Great Plains in Green, Midwest in Light Blue, South in Pink, Mid Atlantic in peach, New England in Purple.

Don’t know what to do with Pittsburgh, Buffalo, southern Oregon. Missouri will never be satisfactory, always a…Compromise, hyuck. South Florida is its own thing (deranged)

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charles r. davis @charizardavis.bsky.social · 1d

"yeah i'm participating in locktober"

locking away my heart to protect it from being hurt again 😔

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

Listening to Dionne Farris' "I Know" on repeat, hoping to essentially tape over all my thoughts.

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

Many such cases 😐

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

I need people to use just the smallest amount of independent thought todayyyyy

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

There with you

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody expects Katy Perry to understand literary characters and nobody should expect it from Taylor Swift.

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been listening to “Fate of Ophelia” on repeat and it proves my point. There’s maybe one interesting set of lines in the song, and it’s musically very 2012, but it’s listenable. If fans would let us talk about her like Katy Perry (awful person who makes a few occasional bops) we’d be fine.

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 5d

I think Taylor Swift is a perfectly average pop star, and she’d receive a lot less hate if her fans didn’t insist on trumpeting genius that isn’t there.

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 2d

How it’s going.

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Tyler McAndrew @tyler-m.bsky.social · 2d

this is a ways out still, but for pittsburgh folks: on dec. 4, i'm going to be reading at the mount lebanon public library as part of their speaker series.

graphic with info about the mt lebanon public library speaker series: nov 13 - andrew moore; dec 1 - silas maxwell switzer; dec 2 - josh cannon; dec 4 - tyler mcandrew. all readings are @ 7pm.

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 2d

I came here to cry in the shower and take names and I am not very good at remembering names tbh.

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 3d

💕

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 4d

A reminder for us all!

dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 4d

I’ve been getting martinis at bars again, which inevitably leads to disappointment, which inevitably leads to me making martinis at home, which inevitably leads to the worst week of hangovers I can imagine.

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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 4d

my favorite head-scratching horny lyrics actually come from none other than celine dion's "it's all coming back to me now" because what laws was she violating i need to know

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dani lamorte @danilamorte.bsky.social · 4d

Not subskeeting a tenured full professor of art. Not today, anyway.

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the enby you envy @talltbh.bsky.social · 5d

I just wanna make sure yall know it’s spooky lake month

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