Hey internet people. My brother has a wonderful dog named Zach. Yesterday he took Zach to an emergency vet and this morning was told that Zach has cancer. He set up a gofundme for Zach's surgery and treatment. Any donation would be greatly appreciated.

gofund.me/3a84771ea

Last night my 13 year old was doing her homework and I heard her let out a frustrated groan followed by, "Mom, can I swear?"

I laughed and told her, "Sure."

I heard her take a deep breath and yell, "My goddamn code won't work and I can't figure out why!"

I can smell the comp sci future already

I am clearly the cruelest of cat mothers. I took him to the vet for a check up. The look in his eyes says, "Mother, how could you betray me like this?"

Threatening Canada with annexation for literally no reason was not on my bingo card this year and yet here we are. Excuse me while I go scream.

Hobby time! What do I do?

-Play a video game
-Read a book
-Knit/crochet
-Watch a show or movie

ADHD: Yes.
Me: Which one?
ADHD: All.
Me: I can't do them all at once!
ADHD: All.
Me: Please let me pick something.
ADHD: None.
Me: What?!
ADHD: None.
Me: I hate you.
ADHD: Same.

How is it still January?! I feel like an ageless being who has watched eons pass in the blink of an eye

I swear everyone in the state has the flu.

Stay the fuck home! Wear a mask! Stop coughing into each other's faces! For the love of fuck wash your goddamned hands!

This is only mildly incredibly terrifying

You know I was thinking about my comfort shows and movies today, Star Wars being the biggest one.

I learned a lot from Star Wars.

The power of friendship and family.

To never give up on hope.

And most importantly from Andor, to hit fascists in the face with bricks.😊

May the Force be with you

Make sure your friends, families, coworkers, and employers all see it too

It is just so rude that I have to go to work when my cat wants me to stay home and cuddle.

Oh shit I have to pay the cat tax! The grey tabby is my grumpy old man, Emmons. The orange is Toby, who has never had a thought in his life but is full of love.

Guess I found a new corner of the internet to haunt