Dan is not amused
@danisnotamused.bsky.social
America needs guillotines
December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
America needs guillotines
How can it be a war crime when we’re are not at war? The administration has committed felony first degree murder and egregious human rights violations, sure… but I’m not sure it’s war crimes.
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
How can it be a war crime when we’re are not at war? The administration has committed felony first degree murder and egregious human rights violations, sure… but I’m not sure it’s war crimes.
Tarantino makes great films, but his unwanted edgelord takes are completely insufferable.
December 6, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Tarantino makes great films, but his unwanted edgelord takes are completely insufferable.
Presumably more charges to follow? Battery? Attempted Murder? Hello?
December 6, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Presumably more charges to follow? Battery? Attempted Murder? Hello?
The best condom is the one your bootlicking editor’s dad should have remembered to put on.
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The best condom is the one your bootlicking editor’s dad should have remembered to put on.
He pledges to include a cryogenically frozen brainworm in every pint
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
He pledges to include a cryogenically frozen brainworm in every pint
Oh FFS. The NY Times couldn’t lick this administrations boots any harder if it tried.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Oh FFS. The NY Times couldn’t lick this administrations boots any harder if it tried.
I wasn’t aware she was literate
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I wasn’t aware she was literate
Really? The majority of people around me are raging assholes, but then again I live in a red state. 🤷🏻♂️
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Really? The majority of people around me are raging assholes, but then again I live in a red state. 🤷🏻♂️
CDC = Center for Disinformation Content
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
CDC = Center for Disinformation Content
These people are completely delulu
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
These people are completely delulu
Just like he had Epstein hanged?
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just like he had Epstein hanged?
She did the job she assigned to do. Get the indictment that no other attorney would sign on to even if the only way to do it was get herself disbarred. I hope whatever Trump promised her that he will never deliver on was well worth it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
She did the job she assigned to do. Get the indictment that no other attorney would sign on to even if the only way to do it was get herself disbarred. I hope whatever Trump promised her that he will never deliver on was well worth it.
Speaking of people who deserve it. Bone spurs, meet bone saw.
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Speaking of people who deserve it. Bone spurs, meet bone saw.
I’m sure as soon as he’s done having high tea with his corporate donors, he’ll start writing a polite but firmly worded letter to Bondi.
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m sure as soon as he’s done having high tea with his corporate donors, he’ll start writing a polite but firmly worded letter to Bondi.
Certainly this would be grounds for disbarment… for both Halligan and Bondi. In a world where the majority of Congress wasn’t Trump sycophants, it would be yet another grounds for impeachment of Trump.
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Certainly this would be grounds for disbarment… for both Halligan and Bondi. In a world where the majority of Congress wasn’t Trump sycophants, it would be yet another grounds for impeachment of Trump.
Bone spurs… meet bone saw
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bone spurs… meet bone saw
According to Bubba, he can catch as well as he can pitch
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
According to Bubba, he can catch as well as he can pitch
Fyre Festival 2 on Epstein Island?
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Fyre Festival 2 on Epstein Island?
You’d think if the economy was going well like the regime says, they’d be eager to get the economic data out.
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
You’d think if the economy was going well like the regime says, they’d be eager to get the economic data out.
I don’t want my son serving under a Secretary of Defense that is drunk and sociopathic.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don’t want my son serving under a Secretary of Defense that is drunk and sociopathic.
… resulting in at least 76 MURDERS
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
… resulting in at least 76 MURDERS
You might be an anencephalic redhat if you think having a TP USA rally at Cal Berkeley is a good idea. 🤦🏻♂️
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You might be an anencephalic redhat if you think having a TP USA rally at Cal Berkeley is a good idea. 🤦🏻♂️
January 2029, you say? What a fabulous venue in which to hold the redhat treason trials!
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
January 2029, you say? What a fabulous venue in which to hold the redhat treason trials!