If i knew this was going to be my life at 30 i would’ve killed myself years ago

I’ve been over it for a while, but my high school crush turning out to be a zionist (suspected for a while) really helped me get over them lol

Its crazy how i occasionally have the capacity to be pretty 🥺

I should’ve known not to get too excited for that job opportunity 😢

Its funny how quickly i snap into the christmas spirit the moment i smell pine

I threw my back out at 30 at work and now I’m just sitting here like