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Dan Bain (he/they)
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Malachi 2 truther
The 28th Virginia knows this
January 15, 2026 at 12:18 AM
ahem. Black Velvet Toasted Marshmallow
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
There were at Midway today. Would have been close
January 12, 2026 at 2:02 AM
An unintended Tampa/Pittsburgh crossover skeet
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The origin episode of is it cake.
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 PM
WV State Troopers Maduroing the Sacklers...
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
one of my strongest memories of envy was thinking about people with button phones as I desperately tried to win radio call in contests. Hard to be caller 10.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Damn it. Raul Malo and now this. Terrible year.
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Well you can lead a judge to a session, but you can't make them judge constructively.
December 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, I can imagine.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Your pic looks pretty tame by my experience. I can remember some cookies that were more sprinkle than cookie.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That's a good way to put it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Not sure about Thiel. Yarvin definitely could be trapped in a wet paper bag.

And it probably also is true that Pol Pot would have gotten nowhere without his new suite mate Hank Kissinger.
November 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sack of Hammers Malone
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Huh, Peter Thiel is Pol Pot? or Curtis Yarvin? I guess either checks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
talked shit about his mom in the process. And it wasn't even Appalachia, it's suburban Dayton.
November 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM