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seahorseradish.bsky.social
Literally 1984
A sign on the door of the acoustic guitar room at a guitar store that says “Please do not jackoff in here”
September 19, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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dustinkcouch.bsky.social
i hate hotel wifi
A sign that says "DO NOT USE HOTEL WI-FI (For the password, contact Rebecca At The Front Desk)" At the top of the image is a notification that says "Successfully connected - Rebecca At The Front Desk Is Now Crawling Toward You" with a clickable option to "Pray To God" 8 Tweets below the notification. one piece avi: "NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU CONNECT TO THE WIFI" incredibly deceased: "lol aw man it's always a bummer to watch someone learn that Crawlin Rebecca is after them" gravey: "me when another guest ignores the sign" Attached to the tweet is a gif of spongebob watching tv and eating popcorn didn't die just missing: "BRO LEAVE" sonic's dead friend (response to didn't die just missing): "i don't think this advice has worked for anyone ever" link drowned: "what was your last memory before crawlin rebecca got you" incredibly deceased: "praying for god to send me to hell so i would be safe and far away from rebecca surf bot: "calling the police to tell them i love them" sonic's dead friend: "screamin" 5 Reddit Posts Post 1 (Best Buy Ad): You will not escape Rebecca. PS5s are only $599 at Best Buy! Post 2: 5 Things To Do If Crawlin Rebecca Is After You (Next to the post is a Thumbnail of video that says "#3 I DON'T KNOW") Post 3: Jimmy Fallon on Crawlin Rebecca: "Please don't hurt me." Post 4: Am I in Hell? (in the NoStupidQuestions subreddit) Post 5: Dustin, I know you're reading this. Find the router and destroy it. It's the only way to stop her. Below the post is a notification that says "Rebecca At The Front Desk is no longer crawling toward you!" 3 tweets and a notification. long gone devin: "RIP" beck: "WHY WOULD HE DESTROY THE ROUTER" A large notification is in the middle of the picture that says "REBECCA AT THE FRONT DESK IS NOW SPRINTING TOWARD YOU" with a picture of a blurry figure sprinting toward the camera and a clickable option that says "GOD IS HIDING" sonic's dead friend: "if you support Crawlin Rebecca x Sprintin Rebecca ships, block me and then set your house aflame"
September 17, 2023 at 10:13 PM
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jphillll.bsky.social
God this is so fucking funny
Futurism: Elon Musk Stormed Into the Tesla Office Furious That Autopilot Tried to Kill Him Frank Landymore Sat, September 16, 2023
September 17, 2023 at 1:25 AM