I have a system when I go to the toilet. If it’s a poo I wipe, if it’s a wee I don’t

for all the sanctimonious posturing about "hard choices", they're unwilling to confront the choice that's defined British politics for a decade:

we can get the economy back on track, or we can continue to chase nativist sentiment

but not both

Think how many free events like that have fallen. It was the last one, a hold out from GLC London when we were apparently rich enough to put on a show in a park and invite the community in to enjoy it. Can’t do that any more, got too many tech mouths to feed

Where are you now technophiles at last a chance for you to prove the worth of all your so called progress

Oh come on

The Queen Is/Isn’t Dead

Meat Maybe Murder