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Dan Lansdowne

@danlansdowne.mow.haus

1.6K followers 1.2K following 16K posts

Canadian, furry, sometimes writer. Late 30s. Non-monogamous. Account will be NSFW frequently. 18+ followers only. He/him/his. Profile pic by @leanonberger.bsky.social‬.

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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · Sep 8

Wow, hello new followers! My name is Dan, and I'm a *very* slow writer. I write both SFW and NSFW, my stories mainly focusing on my polyam trio Dan, Krista, and Alex, plus their kids, family, and friends - many of whom are characters borrowed from friends.

Dan, an anthro tomcat, gazes shyly offscreen. He wears a red turtleneck sweater and grey trousers, and holds a cup.

Krista, an anthro beagle, gazes at the viewer. She wears a grey and white striped sweater and a denim skirt.

Alex, an anthro snow leopard, sits on a swing decorated with blue flowers and smiles at the viewer. She wears a purple dress with a dark blue sash.

From left to right are Matt, an anthro cat-snow leopard hybrid; Sophie, an anthro cat-dog hybrid with a hearing aid in one ear; and Vicky, an anthro beagle. All three are wearing backpacks and smiling at each other as they walk home.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 1m

I did a history paper in final year that I finished an hour before handing it in, half of which was spent getting to campus. My professor nominated it for a department award.

Dane 🔜 NYCC AA L-34 @monkeyminion.com · 15h

I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.

wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
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wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 1h

Some people still don't, depending on the fandom.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 1h

I didn't know we were meant to take the Weekly World News seriously.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 1h

Two for some of them.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 2h

I want it!

How much was it?

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 3h

I've only ever heard "problematic ship" - like questionable age gaps or power dynamics.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 3h

@dereckdingo.bsky.social If Ru fits, she sits.

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

Boxes also work on bobcats

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 3h

If he ever leaves, I hope it's to the second incarnation of the Expos. Anything else would be a crime against humanity.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 4h

There used to be. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_l...

Irish language in Newfoundland - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 4h

But they don't mind all the Yankees fans booing O Canada at the beginning of the game. Got it.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 13h

o/ Werewolves of London! o/

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 13h

Montreal would like a word as well, I'm sure!

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 13h

Nice!

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 14h

You're welcome!

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 15h

The Great Lakes are overdue for a win.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 15h

I'm hoping for Detroit in the ALCS.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 15h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qag6...

Ok Blue Jays Song w/ Lyrics

YouTube video by BLUEJAYSYAJEULB

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Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 15h

And Parent.

And, of course, the ever popular Ford's, Chrysler's, and Hiram Walker's.

Reposted by Dan Lansdowne

Interurban Era @interurbanera.bsky.social · 22h

Easily the coolest desk I've ever seen in my life, all steam bent plywood in high Art Moderne style.

Check out how the drawers are made!

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16h

Or Turonna. Either way, pronounce the second T at your own risk, unless you're at something formal that requires it.

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16h

I'd want to be Dan. Cute wife, shared girlfriend, nice kids, part owner of a business, and Victorian home in the Plateau? I'm in!

Daily OC questions @dailyocs.bsky.social · 2d

If you could turn into your OC for 24 hours and could live their life for one day - which one of your OCs would you want to be and why?

#dailyocs

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16h

I did also consider "Hotel Doo."

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16h

Turns out there might be some variation:

bsky.app/profile/booz...

Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 9d

Ahem:

Skookl- River that goes through Philly and much of SEPA

Sure-Kill - I-76 from Exit 326 to the Walt Whitman

The Skook:

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 16h

Don't forget Pelissier/"Pelishur"!

Dan Lansdowne @danlansdowne.mow.haus · 17h

Toronto.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?