paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
@danlehner.bsky.social
Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker. Trombonist, composer, bandleader (The Great Long Meadow Fire, True East, Store Hours). Bluesky’s resident Fun Tsar. Brooklyn, NY. he/him.
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of all the spam texts I’ve ever gotten this is maybe the most threatening
February 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
of all the spam texts I’ve ever gotten this is maybe the most threatening
so I looked into this and apparently it actually happened *twice*:
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 PM
so I looked into this and apparently it actually happened *twice*:
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
the thing about MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow is that no matter how many face tats or shape-ups or gold ropes they give him, they can't fundamentally overcome the fact that he has what could be described as "little brother face"
February 6, 2026 at 3:51 PM
the thing about MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow is that no matter how many face tats or shape-ups or gold ropes they give him, they can't fundamentally overcome the fact that he has what could be described as "little brother face"
a discourse involved “decanting” and I remembered this and now you also have to remember it
February 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
a discourse involved “decanting” and I remembered this and now you also have to remember it
not that it hasn’t been tried
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
not that it hasn’t been tried
this is meant to be a joke but it’s a genuinely interesting question to me: who WAS the sort of stock, go-to Bad Guy of History before Hitler, at least in the Anglosphere — Napoleon? Genghis Khan? Ramses II?
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
this is meant to be a joke but it’s a genuinely interesting question to me: who WAS the sort of stock, go-to Bad Guy of History before Hitler, at least in the Anglosphere — Napoleon? Genghis Khan? Ramses II?
first Threads post to get a chuckle out of me
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 PM
first Threads post to get a chuckle out of me
being a charming, active presence and telegraphing good things that are happening, whether you had anything to do with them are not or to what degree they even ARE happening, is a special sauce to making people believe in magic. I'm not knocking it, people should do it more.
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
being a charming, active presence and telegraphing good things that are happening, whether you had anything to do with them are not or to what degree they even ARE happening, is a special sauce to making people believe in magic. I'm not knocking it, people should do it more.
feel bad for Bad Bunny because in context he was clearly very genuinely emotional for winning AOTY and is fighting back tears but this image is already being accompanied with like “when your boss asks you to do your job”
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
feel bad for Bad Bunny because in context he was clearly very genuinely emotional for winning AOTY and is fighting back tears but this image is already being accompanied with like “when your boss asks you to do your job”
it seems like the holiday was fairly deliberately picked for the movie in part because it was known but not really widely celebrated
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
it seems like the holiday was fairly deliberately picked for the movie in part because it was known but not really widely celebrated
my wife counting out the cookies from the Tupperware after I volunteered to transfer them from the oven tray to the fridge
February 1, 2026 at 8:07 PM
my wife counting out the cookies from the Tupperware after I volunteered to transfer them from the oven tray to the fridge
for some bizarre reason the NYT cannot accurately describe what “based” means or where it comes from, it’s happened multiple times now
February 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
for some bizarre reason the NYT cannot accurately describe what “based” means or where it comes from, it’s happened multiple times now
I saw an IG reel that was a guy singing about how he didn’t look at his friend the same way after learning he had a biweekly cleaning lady, but the reality is that, despite being a more stereotypical signifier of wealth, it’s WAY less expensive than what some are apparently doing for food delivery
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I saw an IG reel that was a guy singing about how he didn’t look at his friend the same way after learning he had a biweekly cleaning lady, but the reality is that, despite being a more stereotypical signifier of wealth, it’s WAY less expensive than what some are apparently doing for food delivery
you know I keep that thang on me
January 31, 2026 at 2:38 PM
you know I keep that thang on me
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
NV ballot: “Jill Stein?”
voters: uhh…”No”, I guess?
Jill Stein:
voters: uhh…”No”, I guess?
Jill Stein:
January 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
NV ballot: “Jill Stein?”
voters: uhh…”No”, I guess?
Jill Stein:
voters: uhh…”No”, I guess?
Jill Stein:
because I’ve seen it twice, wanted you guys know that this is bait on purpose — if you’re familiar with, like, Don Hughes, Santos does more or less the same sort of bit
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
because I’ve seen it twice, wanted you guys know that this is bait on purpose — if you’re familiar with, like, Don Hughes, Santos does more or less the same sort of bit
the source is “math”
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
the source is “math”