Danleyford
@danleyford.bsky.social
I’m still upset that the NYT mini is behind a paywall
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m still upset that the NYT mini is behind a paywall
The DMV can suck my dick and balls
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The DMV can suck my dick and balls
I wonder if a blunt lobotomy is possible
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I wonder if a blunt lobotomy is possible
This is gonna be the most boring World Series ever
October 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This is gonna be the most boring World Series ever
Mariners please swing like your lives depend on it
October 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Mariners please swing like your lives depend on it
Tongue punch her queef box. Is that anything
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Tongue punch her queef box. Is that anything
If our representatives suck we should be allowed to fight them in a sanctioned boxing match instead of a special election or whatever
October 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If our representatives suck we should be allowed to fight them in a sanctioned boxing match instead of a special election or whatever
Bros I got the devastating news that they’re burying my pretty Flo tomorrow. Hopefully they don’t hang me tonight I just can’t handle that
August 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Bros I got the devastating news that they’re burying my pretty Flo tomorrow. Hopefully they don’t hang me tonight I just can’t handle that
No one here knows what a banger post is anymore
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
No one here knows what a banger post is anymore
Started using my iPod more in public and now everyone on the train desires me carnally
August 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Started using my iPod more in public and now everyone on the train desires me carnally
Tater tot’s are under and overrated
March 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Tater tot’s are under and overrated
I don’t call people dipshits enough
March 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I don’t call people dipshits enough
Why do newborns look like old people
March 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Why do newborns look like old people
If your YouTube ad is longer than 30 seconds you fundamentally misunderstand online advertising and also I hate you
February 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
If your YouTube ad is longer than 30 seconds you fundamentally misunderstand online advertising and also I hate you
Felt the sun for the first time in a while and life felt worth living
January 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Felt the sun for the first time in a while and life felt worth living
Why do I have 83 followers I barely post Bluesky rules
December 18, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Why do I have 83 followers I barely post Bluesky rules
Drinking nyquil and taking an edible is a good recipe methinks
November 29, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Drinking nyquil and taking an edible is a good recipe methinks
Seen two cyber trucks day ruined
November 25, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Seen two cyber trucks day ruined
I wanna be a plant so bad
November 20, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I wanna be a plant so bad
I was born in the right generation I love in n out and looking at skeets
November 20, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I was born in the right generation I love in n out and looking at skeets
I bet heaven is like, a really good sandwich
November 20, 2024 at 6:06 AM
I bet heaven is like, a really good sandwich
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Can’t wait to see all the funny posts from here on instagram in 2 years
November 19, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Can’t wait to see all the funny posts from here on instagram in 2 years
If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
November 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
So who’s dick do I gotta suck to suck someone’s dick around here?
November 17, 2024 at 4:44 AM
So who’s dick do I gotta suck to suck someone’s dick around here?