Ask her "if you were at a restaurant with your husband and the waitress walked up to take your drink order, and he turned to her and said 'hold up piggy', would you have an issue with that?"

Totally agree

Its hands are too big

It's nap time grandpa

The government is now going to suddenly care about school shootings

Rolling on the paint?? They might be there a while.

Trying to make pointing out a stain on someone's tie as being tough

Them getting divorced was a gift to humanity

Nothing to worry about folks, it's heavy, we can all go home

If I was on twitter I would tell Linda to stop trying to make 'fetch' happen

It may be that you are logged into a VPN

Dear Lord, please make it stop 😂