Wait, no, it should be the burrito calling, not the blues, I fucked it up.

🎵Hey baby I hear the blues are calling, turkey, stuffing, and deviled eggs... 🎵

He's such a loser (complimentary).

My film professor argued that horror movies, as a genre convention, become action movies in the final act--once the monster is revealed, the hero seizes the initiative and takes action.

For a horror SERIES to become an action SERIES in the final season is just the trope stretched out? Maybe?

Also let's not pretend that the other Star Wars films, even the good ones, aren't messy kludge-jobs in their own ways.

Hey now, I didn't learn about the Elohist and Yahwist narrators until college.

But then, I wasn't raised Christian.

I enjoyed that movie a lot but it's extremely frustrating seeing the edges of the better* movie they left on the cutting room floor.

* defined as "having more Ben and Natasha Lyonne in it."

To all my friends who ARE at PAX: I miss you!

Assigning my scientists to research this next.

The card gamer is a Timmy who thinks he's a Spike. The board gamer is a Spike who thinks he's a Johnny. The minis gamer is a Vorthos who thinks she's a Timmy. And the roleplayer is a Johnny who thinks she's a Vorthos.

Look if we're going to get all historical and accurate about things basically everyone should always fight with a voulge.

Actually I've had time to think about it and I think what I actually want is the Muppets to come back and for the guest stars to appear IN CHARACTER. The Muppets, guest starring Benoit Blank. The Muppets, guest starring the Addams Family. The Muppets, musical guest, Huntr/x.

It's a murder on the set of the Muppets variety show, and Benoit Blanc spends most of the movie confused about whether or not the Muppets are real people. He seems more interested in solving THAT mystery than the murder.

Remember: they spit acid and eat brains. That's how you can tell they're the good guys.