You're walking out on your family because you want to be a pirate
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
You're walking out on your family because you want to be a pirate
That's something to be proud of
That's a shaved neck you can hang your hat on
That's a shaved neck you can hang your hat on
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That's something to be proud of
That's a shaved neck you can hang your hat on
That's a shaved neck you can hang your hat on
The king ordered it!
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The king ordered it!
You can't go to the Pyramids. You can't go anywhere!
🦷
🦷🦷
🦷🦷🦷
🦷
🦷🦷
🦷🦷🦷
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You can't go to the Pyramids. You can't go anywhere!
🦷
🦷🦷
🦷🦷🦷
🦷
🦷🦷
🦷🦷🦷
Paris: where margarine was invented
December 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Paris: where margarine was invented
the man with the hairpiece eating a banana can talk to these racks
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the man with the hairpiece eating a banana can talk to these racks
You're all Harper Valley hypocrites
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
You're all Harper Valley hypocrites
Jesus better fucking watch it and think about where his bread is buttered
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Jesus better fucking watch it and think about where his bread is buttered
of all the fish in sweden
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
of all the fish in sweden
this mltherfucker would be a contender for gold at the driving slow as fuck olympics
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
this mltherfucker would be a contender for gold at the driving slow as fuck olympics
where the fuck you get this bread, the bread museum?
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
where the fuck you get this bread, the bread museum?
you're gonna be like an Italian bride; people lining up to give you envelopes
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
you're gonna be like an Italian bride; people lining up to give you envelopes
Believe me, Nixon's lying in wait
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Believe me, Nixon's lying in wait
Reposted by Danny Blin Shooter
they said i'd nevrr be an actress because of my teeth 🦷🦷🦷
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
they said i'd nevrr be an actress because of my teeth 🦷🦷🦷
they said i'd nevrr be an actress because of my teeth 🦷🦷🦷
November 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
they said i'd nevrr be an actress because of my teeth 🦷🦷🦷
Every time I'm reminded ChatGPT exists all I can think is maybe the Amish were right. Better to quit while you're ahead than to get greedy
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Every time I'm reminded ChatGPT exists all I can think is maybe the Amish were right. Better to quit while you're ahead than to get greedy
well they don'g call him jon baconn
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
well they don'g call him jon baconn
brush your face and wash your teeth
September 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
brush your face and wash your teeth
Never thought I’d own a pair of basketball shoes either, but here we are about to play with my shoes off eBay for the first time
September 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Never thought I’d own a pair of basketball shoes either, but here we are about to play with my shoes off eBay for the first time
tony keith
September 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
tony keith
I'm not a mouse in a european children's book
July 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I'm not a mouse in a european children's book
stand for ukraine, kneel for the cross
July 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
stand for ukraine, kneel for the cross
the tits of a saint
July 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
the tits of a saint
every man she dates ends up on a piece of lumber out in the ocean
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
every man she dates ends up on a piece of lumber out in the ocean