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Danny Lime
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🌈 And how!
I think my hot barber came out to me as bi because we were talking about coke fueled gay orgies and he said that’s hot. Then we were talking about the movie Talk to Her and how a character goes into a vagina as a small person and he said that’s hot.
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Want to be a big booty top
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Canadians are like ok you murdered and tortured someone, your bail is a handful of coins and if you get convicted you’ll get a day pass to walk around
November 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Went to the gay cruising park and had a nice fall moment while I was in my car
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Sometimes there are guys who block or ignore you and sometimes someone calls you beautiful. Both things happened today. I’m drinking wine and having mac n cheese while watching a true crime haha yeah I need a man’s touch
October 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I need to stop saving guys’ names in my phone as “xyz booty” because I’ve been talking to the wrong booty and almost took an Uber to his place last night
August 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
August 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
August 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
July 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Max went back to the OG name of HBO Max and they kept their values the same: app is still shit and won’t play downloads
July 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
And Just Like That is super boring without Samantha. Everyone else is super annoying. It’s like the creators told everyone to exaggerate to make up for the lack of Samantha
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
First episode of And Just Like That: can we stop forcing Miranda to drink mocktails? She’s drinking water with juice. Stop.
June 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The grown up kids in And Just Like That are annoying
June 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Snooki was spotted falling off a couch at a club.
April 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I just ran over a bird 😭 feathers everywhere
April 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Me, bitch 🙂☺️
April 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Pasta with a simple sauce would $40 and no one would bat an eye. Mole that takes hours to cook with 40 ingredients and people won’t pay more than $15. And they expect the restaurant to be a dive and “authentic”
April 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Guy on insta love bombs me and then drops me and unfollows after we scheduled to meet in LA. Confronted him and he says: “not interested anymore, good luck.” Who does that???
April 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
The fuck is going on here with my algorithm that I keep getting rabbits, birds, and cats on my timeline. Give me gay shit
April 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Fennel is the most overrated ingredient on menus and especially on shows like Top Chef
April 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What was the deal with her and the older guy at the monastery? She was such a filler character
‘The White Lotus’ Season 3 finale originally featured a sex scene between Piper and Zion, Mike White reveals.
April 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ok but seriously, why the lorazepam angle? And is he going to prison? And are the brothers going to jerk off again? And who will record it?? This ending is a mess. #whitelotus
April 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
She reminds me of the most entitled woman from college who got free flights and a college education bc her parents had money and she had an epiphany about life
March 17, 2025 at 5:22 AM
The craziest thing about the Traitors is how much I just want to try their catering
February 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
She’s a psychopath. Listen to her ex-boyfriend’s testimony about her murder of his mom. She killed the mom. Also she’s ugly and has dead eyes.
February 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM