Is it too crass to make a remark about us all being f**ked if Reform comes to power?

Probably, but I guess I've made it.

I would love them both, except for being forced to listen to the news every half an hour. Unfortunately it means I'll more often than not put on a Spotify playlist instead, as I listen to music for escapism, not to be reminded of the horrors of the World or the latest right wing talking points.

Reform will do ok in the very left behind Rangers supporting towns in the south west of Scotland and other post industrial parts of the central belt. Stranraer is the epitome of this.

These voters would never vote SNP (or Lib Dem) and have swapped between the Tories and Labour in recent years.

Get off the stage, you silly old man, in your misguided trousers

Leeds United in the first season of the premier league, as defending champions weren't far off relegation.