Sorry i cant come in to work td my brain keeps replaying my past mistakes
April 10, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Sorry i cant come in to work td my brain keeps replaying my past mistakes
I’m in 8th ave looking for love
January 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I’m in 8th ave looking for love
Taco Bell is goated when hating yourself is the vibe
November 24, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Taco Bell is goated when hating yourself is the vibe
I shower with scrubbing bubbles bc I’m scum
November 23, 2023 at 7:16 PM
I shower with scrubbing bubbles bc I’m scum
Alinase converts aliin int alicin
November 22, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Alinase converts aliin int alicin
Allicin is such a pretty name for a girl
November 22, 2023 at 12:05 AM
Allicin is such a pretty name for a girl
I cannot wait to quit my job and do something I like
November 21, 2023 at 9:37 PM
I cannot wait to quit my job and do something I like
Wellbutrin son or lexapro daughter
November 19, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Wellbutrin son or lexapro daughter
Never ask a woman her weight, a man his salary or a CIA agent if they’ve ever been to Africa
November 15, 2023 at 6:04 PM
Never ask a woman her weight, a man his salary or a CIA agent if they’ve ever been to Africa
Hi thanks for having me on, I’m here to spread spatial awareness
November 13, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Hi thanks for having me on, I’m here to spread spatial awareness
I don’t know what zoinked means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
November 13, 2023 at 5:26 PM
I don’t know what zoinked means and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
“I have blisters on me fingas!” Me after playing SpongeBob production music on guitar for 4 hours
November 8, 2023 at 6:38 PM
“I have blisters on me fingas!” Me after playing SpongeBob production music on guitar for 4 hours
My personal style is called bus-boy core
November 8, 2023 at 6:36 PM
My personal style is called bus-boy core
Why do so many cool things come from Arizona
November 8, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Why do so many cool things come from Arizona
*Accidentally blowing an O with my vape* I swear this never happens, im not usually like this
November 6, 2023 at 3:53 PM
*Accidentally blowing an O with my vape* I swear this never happens, im not usually like this
I think therapy works bc it forces me to leave my apartment on Sunday and travel to the upper west side or I have to pay a bunch of money
November 5, 2023 at 8:31 PM
I think therapy works bc it forces me to leave my apartment on Sunday and travel to the upper west side or I have to pay a bunch of money
What’s it called when you constantly friend zone people but also don’t fuck
November 5, 2023 at 2:46 AM
What’s it called when you constantly friend zone people but also don’t fuck
Gigantic parachute pants slap so hard when pacing around the apt is the vibe
November 3, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Gigantic parachute pants slap so hard when pacing around the apt is the vibe
How do I get a cute little job in a game store where I teach people how to play all the little board games but also keep getting my pills
November 3, 2023 at 3:38 PM
How do I get a cute little job in a game store where I teach people how to play all the little board games but also keep getting my pills
I’m saving all of my money so I can rot alone in the suburbs at 42
November 3, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I’m saving all of my money so I can rot alone in the suburbs at 42
Can’t believe we get a bonus 3am on Sunday, where we goin
November 3, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Can’t believe we get a bonus 3am on Sunday, where we goin
I have no dick and I must pee
October 27, 2023 at 5:39 PM
I have no dick and I must pee