Miss me with that bull junk Leon and tr🖕🏼mp. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an Oboe lesson.

I wasn't a fan of The Breakfast Club film. Toucan Sam was pretty much a dick throughout the whole movie, and Cap'n Crunch just did cocaine in the boy's bathroom the entire time. Tony the Tiger's performance was brilliant though.

I’m watching Yellowstone, only it’s just me peeing on the sidewalk.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp;
Who put the ram in the rama-lama ding-dong?

~ Nero. Probably.

We all might as well just switch to android phones now because nothing matters and arguments over green vs. blue bubbles will be the least of our problems 😂

People at the gym always look at me funny when the mayo packets fall out of my shorts while I’m stretching.