Consider also using the force to bring the water out of your shower head after you pull the thing in your tub faucet (if applicable).

That’s some Jim Hensons shit. Amazing

The full commercial version is so great

Not to mention he thinks he could fuck with terry gross and get away with it?

Besides the clock, maybe the best feature on the Apple Watch is that find my phone noise

It’s the closest we get to a hairdo.

Love this

4. Captain Ron
3. Death Wish 2
2. Garfield Christmas
1. Chicago (because come on folks)

Happy Veterans Day! The medal that was awarded to Rush Limbaugh is “rated equally” to the one your grandfather was awarded for storming the beeches of Normandy!

Forget it, if it tastes like blue milk we’ll have some!

Three Amigos but it’s Star Wars. Rebellion propaganda actors pretend to be jedi on a distant planet only to realize that they actually can fight off the empire out post with the power of community.

But I do get to go to Jeff tweedy on Thursday!

Congrats!