Dan Pahnke
@danpahnke.com
Programmer, iconoclast, Green Bay Packer fan, and author - not necessarily in that order. Born with an inquisitive mind (or suffering from, depending upon one's outlook), he writes stories that offer entertainment and enlightenment.
This was my satirical commentary from two years ago on every marketing department latching onto "AI" as a selling point.
July 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This was my satirical commentary from two years ago on every marketing department latching onto "AI" as a selling point.
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 '𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦' 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳.
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 sale ends 4/13.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in #KU
#romancebooks #kindle #FriendsToLovers #lovestory #collegeromance #kindleDeals
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 sale ends 4/13.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in #KU
#romancebooks #kindle #FriendsToLovers #lovestory #collegeromance #kindleDeals
April 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 '𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦' 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳.
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 sale ends 4/13.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in #KU
#romancebooks #kindle #FriendsToLovers #lovestory #collegeromance #kindleDeals
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 sale ends 4/13.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in #KU
#romancebooks #kindle #FriendsToLovers #lovestory #collegeromance #kindleDeals
What happens when a love story is pressured by parents, friends, and outsiders?
𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮 continues the 𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 story
Limited-time special pricing on both books
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀: mybook.to/gAANm
www.danpahnke.com for more
#BookBday #booklaunch #NewRelease #pubday #CollegeRomance
𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮 continues the 𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 story
Limited-time special pricing on both books
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀: mybook.to/gAANm
www.danpahnke.com for more
#BookBday #booklaunch #NewRelease #pubday #CollegeRomance
March 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What happens when a love story is pressured by parents, friends, and outsiders?
𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮 continues the 𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 story
Limited-time special pricing on both books
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀: mybook.to/gAANm
www.danpahnke.com for more
#BookBday #booklaunch #NewRelease #pubday #CollegeRomance
𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮 continues the 𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 story
Limited-time special pricing on both books
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀: mybook.to/gAANm
www.danpahnke.com for more
#BookBday #booklaunch #NewRelease #pubday #CollegeRomance
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ebook is on sale for the first time ever, but the longer you wait, the higher the price.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 at: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in Kindle Unlimited and paperback
#KindleDeals #RomanceBooks #CollegeRomance #FirstLove #ebookpromo #kindle #ku
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 at: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in Kindle Unlimited and paperback
#KindleDeals #RomanceBooks #CollegeRomance #FirstLove #ebookpromo #kindle #ku
February 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
𝗨𝘀: 𝗔𝗻 𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗜𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 ebook is on sale for the first time ever, but the longer you wait, the higher the price.
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 at: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in Kindle Unlimited and paperback
#KindleDeals #RomanceBooks #CollegeRomance #FirstLove #ebookpromo #kindle #ku
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘄 at: books2read.com/u/470AdL
Also available in Kindle Unlimited and paperback
#KindleDeals #RomanceBooks #CollegeRomance #FirstLove #ebookpromo #kindle #ku
What happens when a love story is pressured by parents, friends, and outsiders?
"𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮"
Continues "𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯"
Coming MARCH 13
Pre-order Ebook now. Special release pricing
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/gAANm
Go to www.danpahnke.com for more
#coverreveal
#CollegeRomance
"𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮"
Continues "𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯"
Coming MARCH 13
Pre-order Ebook now. Special release pricing
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/gAANm
Go to www.danpahnke.com for more
#coverreveal
#CollegeRomance
February 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What happens when a love story is pressured by parents, friends, and outsiders?
"𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮"
Continues "𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯"
Coming MARCH 13
Pre-order Ebook now. Special release pricing
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/gAANm
Go to www.danpahnke.com for more
#coverreveal
#CollegeRomance
"𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘮"
Continues "𝘜𝘴: 𝘈𝘯 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘐𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯"
Coming MARCH 13
Pre-order Ebook now. Special release pricing
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/gAANm
Go to www.danpahnke.com for more
#coverreveal
#CollegeRomance
She's not used to having to chase after a guy.
He's oblivious to her flirtations.
When he gives her his theory on how to create a perfect romance, she puts it to use.
Open door 18+
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/bQbxbs
#CollegeRomance
#Firstlove
#KDPselect
He's oblivious to her flirtations.
When he gives her his theory on how to create a perfect romance, she puts it to use.
Open door 18+
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/bQbxbs
#CollegeRomance
#Firstlove
#KDPselect
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
She's not used to having to chase after a guy.
He's oblivious to her flirtations.
When he gives her his theory on how to create a perfect romance, she puts it to use.
Open door 18+
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/bQbxbs
#CollegeRomance
#Firstlove
#KDPselect
He's oblivious to her flirtations.
When he gives her his theory on how to create a perfect romance, she puts it to use.
Open door 18+
𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗔𝗺𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗻: mybook.to/bQbxbs
#CollegeRomance
#Firstlove
#KDPselect