Dan Simpson
@danpsimpson.bsky.social
I don’t know man, I just don’t know.
I forgot to eat dinner so after this I went to a diner near my house which I did not realise was staffed exclusively by gorgeous bears at midnight on a Thursday.
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I forgot to eat dinner so after this I went to a diner near my house which I did not realise was staffed exclusively by gorgeous bears at midnight on a Thursday.
I don’t blog anymore because the thing I’m most obsessed with right now is work stuff and if I blog about it it would be on the work blog. And no one wants my blogging style to be their brand identity
January 4, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I don’t blog anymore because the thing I’m most obsessed with right now is work stuff and if I blog about it it would be on the work blog. And no one wants my blogging style to be their brand identity
Determining the type of a ternary conditional has very “resolving a grapple in 3.5 vibes”
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Determining the type of a ternary conditional has very “resolving a grapple in 3.5 vibes”
There is no crueler thing than re-reading your old work and realizing just how vague you were (from my much neglected blog dansblog.netlify.app/posts/2021-1...)
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
There is no crueler thing than re-reading your old work and realizing just how vague you were (from my much neglected blog dansblog.netlify.app/posts/2021-1...)
My New Year’s Eve (and New Year’s Day)
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 AM
My New Year’s Eve (and New Year’s Day)
I refuse to choose.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I refuse to choose.
If you’re in a situation where you can see Guy Branum do a show, you should see Guy Branum do a show.
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If you’re in a situation where you can see Guy Branum do a show, you should see Guy Branum do a show.
Is this what dying feels like?
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Is this what dying feels like?
I mean there is a problem with this because I use one playlist as an alarm clock, which kinda explains the double something for Kate (great album, but I wasn’t listening to it _that_ much)
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I mean there is a problem with this because I use one playlist as an alarm clock, which kinda explains the double something for Kate (great album, but I wasn’t listening to it _that_ much)
I quit showbiz a while back so I’m not the person to still tell you that trace plots are about as useful as tits on a bazooka (like truly, live you’re lives. Be fucking stupid. It doesn’t hurt anyone.) but this plot is exactly it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I quit showbiz a while back so I’m not the person to still tell you that trace plots are about as useful as tits on a bazooka (like truly, live you’re lives. Be fucking stupid. It doesn’t hurt anyone.) but this plot is exactly it.
Sometimes it’s not written explicitly, but you can see the exact bit in a paper where the authors removed the phrase “with the sense of flexibility and creativity god granted a particularly uninspired spanner”
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Sometimes it’s not written explicitly, but you can see the exact bit in a paper where the authors removed the phrase “with the sense of flexibility and creativity god granted a particularly uninspired spanner”
Sometimes you dress as a cat who has done a bad job dressing as a miner (and who is wearing a dagger as a fascinator). (Aka Aloysius, my dnd character.)
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sometimes you dress as a cat who has done a bad job dressing as a miner (and who is wearing a dagger as a fascinator). (Aka Aloysius, my dnd character.)
I accidentally took a perfect photo at the Jim E Brown gig*
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
October 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I accidentally took a perfect photo at the Jim E Brown gig*
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
* Squeezed between two goth bands playing to an all ages audience several of whom were in full white pancake. Never have I seen a performer more in sync with his audience as when he closed with “How do I stop crying when I masturbate?”
I’ll take “Things not to say while giving a handjob” for 400
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’ll take “Things not to say while giving a handjob” for 400
So @avehtari.bsky.social and Andrew have been plugging away on the workflow book. I’m doing some edits
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So @avehtari.bsky.social and Andrew have been plugging away on the workflow book. I’m doing some edits
Masquerade was certainly a night that I spent standing next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Masquerade was certainly a night that I spent standing next to Andrew Lloyd Webber.