Dan Rebellato
@danrebellato.bsky.social
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World-renowned playwright and exotic dancer. http://www.danrebellato.co.uk
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That’s much too fast. You must either be relying on the bounce of the spoon on the saucepan to give you a double beat or you’re just doing half beats. Explain yourself, sir.
danrebellato.bsky.social
Tickety boo just about sums it up! How are you and yours?
danrebellato.bsky.social
Now I hope we can put that to rest and focus on the issues that matter to ordinary working families.
danrebellato.bsky.social
Because I know you were wondering, the 2 rhythms I tap out with a wooden spoon on the rim of a saucepan to get any sauce off it into the pan are (a) the 6-beat figure that ends the Henry the Horse waltz in Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite or (b) the drum pattern that opens Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
danrebellato.bsky.social
Happy birthday to my lovely Dad. First one without him. xxx
danrebellato.bsky.social
"They are clowns. They are beclowning themselves" Great words and wisdom from @aoc.bsky.social
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
danrebellato.bsky.social
Ah right, yes I see that.
danrebellato.bsky.social
I so hate this app. It reifies and embodies a preposterously false idea about what writing is.
danrebellato.bsky.social
For an upstanding Christian gentleman, Tony Blair’s persistent attempts to look like Satan in all his photos is remarkable.
Tony Blair looking up at the camera with a look of pure evil. Imagine someone declaring proudly “I have eaten your children” and that sort of sums it up.
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stephengraham.bsky.social
The new platoon motto is 'This could have been a fucking email'
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Hegseth to military leaders: "Good morning and welcome to the War Department. Because the era of the Department of Defense is over. You see, the motto of my first platoon was 'those who long for peace must prepare for war.'"
danrebellato.bsky.social
THEATRE QUIZ: what show am I about to see?
danrebellato.bsky.social
Those are the only two options, David. DECIDE NOW.
danrebellato.bsky.social
Enjoying THE PEEPSHOW Kate Summerscale’s book on the Christie murders which keeps producing marvellous cameos like this.
danrebellato.bsky.social
Um… surprise party?? *gulp*
danrebellato.bsky.social
Starmer had a Head of Communications???
danrebellato.bsky.social
Jimmy Kimmel's comeback monologue is very well judged, passionate and smart and with some punchy gags.
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
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danrebellato.bsky.social
He’s certainly a dipshit.
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Sorry to be crude, but he genuinely looks like he's been dipped in shit.
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I really hope I don’t get raptured before I get to the end of thi