Dan Shearer
dantagonizing.bsky.social
Dan Shearer
@dantagonizing.bsky.social
Top 25% BMI
Typical Kalshi ad
January 24, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I told my uncle that Big Dog would be anti ICE and he got so mad that he quit our family.
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Really shaking things up at the office by making my motto “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my lunch”
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Growing up is 9/11 not feeling the way it used to.
September 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Larry Miller did more with 3 minutes in Best in Show than Larry The Cable Guy did with 90 minutes in Tooth Fairy 2
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
None of them are named Jethro Tull?
August 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Forget the Epstein files, release the step count of every actor during the filming of War Of The Worlds
August 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ice Cube is really gonna get away with not leaving his house to film War Of The Worlds
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bam Margera marked safe
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Going to eat here more often if Burger King Radio is always this dialed in
July 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Brian Wilson spoke to those who hate boats better than anyone.
June 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fuck Marry Kill
5 Guys
A Few Good Men
12 Angry Men
June 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Benson Boone Live At Folsom Prison
May 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You can always tell when a guy is overcompensating for how sweepy he is
May 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
G. Love and Oates
May 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’d put my freedom in the hands of a law firm that reads the phone number 312-600-0000 as “three one two six million”
May 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Have they studied people who more than one bumper sticker?
May 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wish I had invented the snorkel, groundbreaking but not too much to stomach
April 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
@fandueltv.bsky.social April Fools! I’d like my 450 dollars back
April 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At a certain age no one points out that you got new shoes or a haircut
March 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Does anyone know how to get your Epstein Binder to stop playing the chorus of “Celebration” by Kool & The Gang whenever you open it?
February 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Do you think the Tom Tom Club makes more money sampling Genius Of Love than the Talking Heads did from record sales?”

Alzheimer Specialist: I meant questions about your diagnosis
January 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In honor of Jimmy Carter, the Google logo has been made monochromatic.
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Still acclimating to the algorithm here. Saw someone post a recipe and thought “oh that’s funny…or racist”
January 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
6 Three Stooges
December 12, 2024 at 12:17 AM