Dante Washbear Extraordinaire
@dantedious.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Dante. Internet raccoon and real-life boat restorer, sometimes artist and one-day musician. Always sleepy.
What about dropping an anvil on his head?
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What about dropping an anvil on his head?
Reposted by Dante Washbear Extraordinaire
Raccoons are very clever and mechanically inclined. Sprocket, the mascot of the Rocket City Trash Pandas, built his own space rocket out of "recycled parts."
August 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Raccoons are very clever and mechanically inclined. Sprocket, the mascot of the Rocket City Trash Pandas, built his own space rocket out of "recycled parts."
I know. Just don't sweat the small stuff. At the point you are now, I think you're seeing yourself up to really enjoy your thirties.
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I know. Just don't sweat the small stuff. At the point you are now, I think you're seeing yourself up to really enjoy your thirties.
Don't. It's a number, not a death sentence.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Don't. It's a number, not a death sentence.
Guys only want one thing and it's... refreshing?
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Guys only want one thing and it's... refreshing?