That's the best wordle win I've ever seen! I've had a 0 - 5 before, but never a 0 - 0 - 5 🏆

(don't mind me, just searching for Wordle 1,644 to see what others thought of todays word, I did not get it 😔)

I'm just the Donkey 😆

My first thought was "I wonder what Willie Nelson looks like in a Santa hat". Then it clicked and I laughed so much I hurt my ribs 😂

Go. That. Man!

Absolutely low class act. There'll be knuckle dragging scum out there applauding this act, "yer, give it to em!"

I've never actually stayed in anything around here, but this place has been around for a while and it looks like they keep it maintained - it's been repainted a few times since I've lived here maps.app.goo.gl/F73BrviDWnXE...

Maybe it's like when Google deliberately nerfed the effectiveness of their search results, resulting in users spending more time engaging with the search results, and thus seeing more ads. Maybe some dickhead at Line Man has a "brr numbers go up" metric that's fuckin dumb.

/rant

As a result, 95% of the time I open Line Man I close it in disgust. I'm amazed that it is SO BAD. Surely it can't actually be helping anyone. I'm not gunna go "hmm, no massaman but I reckon I could scratch that itch with A BUBBLE TEA". I know they have restaurants with this dish. I want to buy it!

Thinking that perhaps they might have it masaman on some menus, I search for that.

Apparently Cafe Amazon and Maccas do Masaman now? And another Bubble Tea joint. I loves me a masaman bubble tea.

The "More like what you searched" is what gets my goat. In what universe is Bubble Tea in any way related to massaman curry.

Suggesting I use a simpler keyword is dumb and sounds like you're blaming me that your stupid search is stupid. Doesn't get much simpler than the name of the dish you idiots

"china part 2" 😂

I bet he'll never pay for another bagel or latke again. Dude's a legend!

Sure is. Bot commenters, and surprisingly, bot posters. Karma farming and onselling accounts I guess

Seems like a neat trick, dissolve parliament but keep the troubles going. Infinite power glitch.

Has Sasha been to Proper Cold before? Poor thing!