WOWWW it's like midweek songstreak but without the midweek or songstreak or my husband or the me on the couch

you've still got it, my friend. very relaxing stuff

(also i giggled when you referred to "da butt" of an onion)

the antidepressants are working again

it is an *insult* to my loved ones when i believe they hate me for petty reasons. they are not that shallow. and it is an insult to myself to believe that i would be drawn to shallow people in the first place. i am as good as my friends and my friends are amazing

aww you're a sweetheart. i haven't given you any art in ages but you were always enthusiastic about it, no worries there

bonus: nico, who NEEDS to be perceived every moment of every day

it's fucked up that i have to pay the city a fine if i want to experience the beauty of nature within my own backyard

it's the onion news, that's all the context required to make it a headline