I suspect a psychiatrist would want to burn their brain if they dipped into Allison Pearson's menopausal, Lady Chatterly fantasies about "white, working class lads"
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I suspect a psychiatrist would want to burn their brain if they dipped into Allison Pearson's menopausal, Lady Chatterly fantasies about "white, working class lads"
Which sick bastard "trained" it on Pro Evo Soccer?
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Which sick bastard "trained" it on Pro Evo Soccer?
Not sure that middle aged jailbirds with a habit are particularly sought after by the armed forces
December 16, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Not sure that middle aged jailbirds with a habit are particularly sought after by the armed forces
Looks great, she's a keeper
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Looks great, she's a keeper
On the seventh day the Lord rested. Being at a loose end he popped down that pub in Grays to look at their not-racist gollies
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
On the seventh day the Lord rested. Being at a loose end he popped down that pub in Grays to look at their not-racist gollies
I started watching pretty much as Saka hit that corner, after that you were the better side. We'll probably get beat by Villa tomorrow, if it's by the odd goal in a similarly tight game I won't be cast too deep in gloom
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I started watching pretty much as Saka hit that corner, after that you were the better side. We'll probably get beat by Villa tomorrow, if it's by the odd goal in a similarly tight game I won't be cast too deep in gloom
Should be a pushover with their well established West Midlands Achilles heel
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Should be a pushover with their well established West Midlands Achilles heel
Blessed is he who proclaims "I'm not racist but...."
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Blessed is he who proclaims "I'm not racist but...."
God rest ye merry Untermenschen
December 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
God rest ye merry Untermenschen
And have you packed your chainsaw?
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
And have you packed your chainsaw?
That is good news. BAE get miserable if they're not enabling a genocide
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
That is good news. BAE get miserable if they're not enabling a genocide
Apparently the UAE are committed to finding a lasting peace in Sudan. They're trustworthy and altruistic so we can safely leave them to sort it
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Apparently the UAE are committed to finding a lasting peace in Sudan. They're trustworthy and altruistic so we can safely leave them to sort it
I've got a really nice edition of Animal Farm with Ralph Steadman illustrations. If I opened it at random, shat in it then slammed it shut I would still be treating it with more respect than Andy Serkis
December 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I've got a really nice edition of Animal Farm with Ralph Steadman illustrations. If I opened it at random, shat in it then slammed it shut I would still be treating it with more respect than Andy Serkis
I tried that on the tube in rush hour. On some kind of register now
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I tried that on the tube in rush hour. On some kind of register now
Tough but lovely read. Couldn't be less surprised that Jane and Ricky were mates, both boxed like they were raised in Jalisco
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tough but lovely read. Couldn't be less surprised that Jane and Ricky were mates, both boxed like they were raised in Jalisco
Did being consistently beaten by better swimmers turn Sharron Davies into an odious ratbag or was she always vile and her average talent in the pool is simply coincidental?
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Did being consistently beaten by better swimmers turn Sharron Davies into an odious ratbag or was she always vile and her average talent in the pool is simply coincidental?
It's a great shame that you had to make a choice but at least you made a principled one. Fuck that poisonous little coterie and their spineless enablers. Cunts one and all
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a great shame that you had to make a choice but at least you made a principled one. Fuck that poisonous little coterie and their spineless enablers. Cunts one and all
I am genuinely impressed with the speed you are taking these out. I thought this would be a year + endeavour but you're racing away.
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
December 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am genuinely impressed with the speed you are taking these out. I thought this would be a year + endeavour but you're racing away.
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
It's been enjoyable, I particularly like it when I know the pub myself
Just put his head round the door to see if anyone knew how the Virgin remote worked
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just put his head round the door to see if anyone knew how the Virgin remote worked
Still amazes me that a man who used to write professionally doesn't read through this stuff, realise he comes across as demented and do a little editing
December 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Still amazes me that a man who used to write professionally doesn't read through this stuff, realise he comes across as demented and do a little editing
You can't libel the "tragically fallen"
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
You can't libel the "tragically fallen"
I think your two word review of a few days ago said it all
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I think your two word review of a few days ago said it all
I used to work for a German firm, a training video I had to watch showed an olive skinned, dark haired man sneaking into an office to pinch laptops off blue eyed, blonde people's desks. At the time I was pleased we were so much cooler than they were.
Not any more
Not any more
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I used to work for a German firm, a training video I had to watch showed an olive skinned, dark haired man sneaking into an office to pinch laptops off blue eyed, blonde people's desks. At the time I was pleased we were so much cooler than they were.
Not any more
Not any more
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap