Also, like, as someone who currently has a 6 mo. old asleep on me and would happily quit my job to full-time mom, it's a really gross exaggeration to say that's for everyone.

Also tf is this admin doing to make it possible? Certainly not raising wages or drastically reducing costs.

Every time I see this bruise, I just assume he hit his hand on a side table or something and he's just old and bruises easily.

Candlejack is always funny and I will die on th-

TBF, making everyone regret their ability to read is def. a goal of the LDS church (at least for women)

But, to be clear, the Maison Derriere I'm leaving is this reality

I've been eyeing Animal Well for a long time...

Otoh, it feels pretty amoral to pay my taxes

Wait, I can feel the monkey's paw curling at that one....

I need a wrestling night that has nothing to do with WWE, and does not include Ric Flair.

I need that Wrestling Night...

We started watching it without seeing Utena, and had to stop, go watch that, then come back.

Mostly I felt failed by my friends that I hadn't seen Utena yet.

I'm so happy you get to keep doing this - your work is great, and the world is richer for having it!

Hi, dumbass here - yes please Mr. Hangman, sir.