Tim
@dappercat.bsky.social
he/they/write/perform sketches at https://open.spotify.com/show/3QQpfSfIC89WDxkR8mhwYc?si=3e2azxJmRpuehxUs9Y5Gsg
"Final Destination, no items, Fox only" ass slogan
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Final Destination, no items, Fox only" ass slogan
setting my eyes in the middle distance, unfocusing my vision until it's a complete blur, all the muscles in my face settling into a blank expression:
"haha i love content"
a single tear traces a path from my eye down my cheek before falling. i clap as Sydney Sweeney chants "buy Ford buy Ford buy"
"haha i love content"
a single tear traces a path from my eye down my cheek before falling. i clap as Sydney Sweeney chants "buy Ford buy Ford buy"
November 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
setting my eyes in the middle distance, unfocusing my vision until it's a complete blur, all the muscles in my face settling into a blank expression:
"haha i love content"
a single tear traces a path from my eye down my cheek before falling. i clap as Sydney Sweeney chants "buy Ford buy Ford buy"
"haha i love content"
a single tear traces a path from my eye down my cheek before falling. i clap as Sydney Sweeney chants "buy Ford buy Ford buy"
on the one hand, a society that can no longer discern truth will probably lead to our ruin
on the other hand, everyone gets to feel derealization now, firsthand, instead of me and anyone else with a spicy brain
on the other hand, everyone gets to feel derealization now, firsthand, instead of me and anyone else with a spicy brain
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
on the one hand, a society that can no longer discern truth will probably lead to our ruin
on the other hand, everyone gets to feel derealization now, firsthand, instead of me and anyone else with a spicy brain
on the other hand, everyone gets to feel derealization now, firsthand, instead of me and anyone else with a spicy brain
any song, every song, from Rem Lazar
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
any song, every song, from Rem Lazar
broke: "there's hostile foreign powers propping up a deep state cabal influencing elections for their own material gain"
woke: "the organization of the economy motivates bad actors to align their activity along class lines, which inevitably ends in consolidation and collusion"
woke: "the organization of the economy motivates bad actors to align their activity along class lines, which inevitably ends in consolidation and collusion"
November 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
broke: "there's hostile foreign powers propping up a deep state cabal influencing elections for their own material gain"
woke: "the organization of the economy motivates bad actors to align their activity along class lines, which inevitably ends in consolidation and collusion"
woke: "the organization of the economy motivates bad actors to align their activity along class lines, which inevitably ends in consolidation and collusion"
Rhea Seehorn does amazing "viscerally unpleasant white woman", there are microexpressions in her disdain that send me straight back to working retail
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Rhea Seehorn does amazing "viscerally unpleasant white woman", there are microexpressions in her disdain that send me straight back to working retail
first time i've ever seen this type of "i've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas"
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
first time i've ever seen this type of "i've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas"
ahhhhhhh what the FUCK is a fundamentally antisocial organization of the economy??????????
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ahhhhhhh what the FUCK is a fundamentally antisocial organization of the economy??????????