Cody Houser🩷💛🩵
@dapperlee.bsky.social
Just a VG, Crew, CBJ, Human, USM&WNT, Writing, Dog, Sportsball, Bengals, Progressive, Reds, Anime, Buckeye, Musical, Celtics, Hotspur Dad living the dream Dad and Husband life here. LGBTQ+🥞
SO MANY DOINKS. I demand they rename the team the Seattle Doinkers.
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you over all the Sounders penalties doinking off the post. What was that?
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
SO MANY DOINKS. I demand they rename the team the Seattle Doinkers.
Google is working juuuuuust fine.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Google is working juuuuuust fine.
This just in. 6th Circuit decides protecting the bully is more important than protecting the children being bullied.
As if the SCOTUS decision wasn't bad enough, the 6th circuit said "hold my beer" and explicitly created a constitutional right to bully trans kids who are already at tremendous risk of self harm and suicide.
These judges want dead trans kids.
These judges want dead trans kids.
BREAKING: The Sixth Circuit, in a 10-7 en banc decision, holds that an Ohio school district's anti-bullying policy that requires students to use children's preferred pronouns is likely unconstitutional on these facts.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
Judge Murphy, a Trump appointee, writes the court's decision.
November 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This just in. 6th Circuit decides protecting the bully is more important than protecting the children being bullied.
Some research I did last night #Crew96
The current standings are:
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
I dont wanna have to do research lol. But on my off day it's gonna be a fun project
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Some research I did last night #Crew96
The current standings are:
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
I dont wanna have to do research lol. But on my off day it's gonna be a fun project
November 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The current standings are:
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
1. Gyasi Zardes-7
2. Lucho Acosta-4
3. Max Arfsten-3
- Miguel Berry-3
- Diego Rossi-3
- Lucas Zelarayán-3
- Pedro Santos-3
8. Kevin Denkey-2
- Brandon Vasquez-2
- Cucho-2
- Jacen Russell-Rowe-2
12. All with 1
Andres Herrera
Dylan Chambost
Pavel Bucha
Evander
Sometimes I look at some of the things that FC Cincy fans are saying at the moment. It's funny how often it just seems completely delusional. I saw a few people suggesting that the Crew being moved to Cleveland is imminent. 🤣 #Crew96
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sometimes I look at some of the things that FC Cincy fans are saying at the moment. It's funny how often it just seems completely delusional. I saw a few people suggesting that the Crew being moved to Cleveland is imminent. 🤣 #Crew96
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I know that the regular season is over but can we just acknowledge that the way this league disregards goal difference is kind of dumb? The league table's first tie breaker should be GD, not wins, and a playoff series should home and away with goal difference being the main factor.
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I know that the regular season is over but can we just acknowledge that the way this league disregards goal difference is kind of dumb? The league table's first tie breaker should be GD, not wins, and a playoff series should home and away with goal difference being the main factor.
Yay the blue Yankees won. Now I bet they'll celebrate by shaking our President's hand and thanking him for all he's done for the city of Los Angeles.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Yay the blue Yankees won. Now I bet they'll celebrate by shaking our President's hand and thanking him for all he's done for the city of Los Angeles.
The strike zone in this game 7 of the world series has been goofy as hell. What a good time to be so inconsistent.
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The strike zone in this game 7 of the world series has been goofy as hell. What a good time to be so inconsistent.
I feel like I've seen every other sport posted so let me say this: that was a nice win by the #CBJ Jet Greaves is looking like a real starter in the NHL.
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I feel like I've seen every other sport posted so let me say this: that was a nice win by the #CBJ Jet Greaves is looking like a real starter in the NHL.
Reposted by Cody Houser🩷💛🩵
We are putting out the call for ALL Crew fans to join our march to the match on Sunday! We want this to be the biggest, loudest, and smokiest march Ohio soccer has ever seen. Meet us outside of Betty’s Bar at 4:25p ready to bring the team bus to LDC. ALL ARE INVITED! TODOS SON INVITADOS! 💛🖤
October 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We are putting out the call for ALL Crew fans to join our march to the match on Sunday! We want this to be the biggest, loudest, and smokiest march Ohio soccer has ever seen. Meet us outside of Betty’s Bar at 4:25p ready to bring the team bus to LDC. ALL ARE INVITED! TODOS SON INVITADOS! 💛🖤
Are the Jackets...actually...good? I don't know what to think. The vibe of this team right now actually seems healthier than it's been in a long time. #CBJ
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Are the Jackets...actually...good? I don't know what to think. The vibe of this team right now actually seems healthier than it's been in a long time. #CBJ
I think we really need to ask the question of how the Dodgers spent $350 million in payroll and ended up with great hitting, starting pitching, and defense, and also what very well may be the worst bullpen in baseball. #worldseries
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I think we really need to ask the question of how the Dodgers spent $350 million in payroll and ended up with great hitting, starting pitching, and defense, and also what very well may be the worst bullpen in baseball. #worldseries
I think the Dodgers are so tired that their perception of reality is distorted every time they make contact. They're like "aww yeah!" every single time and it's getting funnier every time it's an out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I think the Dodgers are so tired that their perception of reality is distorted every time they make contact. They're like "aww yeah!" every single time and it's getting funnier every time it's an out.
You know the game has gone on for too long when the broadcast team is commenting on the quality of the watermelon available in the dugout. #worldseries #mlb
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
You know the game has gone on for too long when the broadcast team is commenting on the quality of the watermelon available in the dugout. #worldseries #mlb
Everyone. EVERYONE, was convinced that was going out. And that's hilarious. Thank you for that, Will Smith.
October 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Everyone. EVERYONE, was convinced that was going out. And that's hilarious. Thank you for that, Will Smith.
Why am I still up watching this game?
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Why am I still up watching this game?
So let's do the math on this. The 2024 Crew: had the second best record in the league, won Leagues Cup, were the first team to ever beat 2 Mexican teams in Mexico en route to the CCC final, had the best GD in the league, and were the defending MLS Champions.
Like I said, the headline is hyperbolic. I’m not really going to try to defend calling this roster “generational.” that said, the case joe makes is not just about wages, it’s about transfers too. Also, a year ago people were slathering the Crew with that sort of praise.
October 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
So let's do the math on this. The 2024 Crew: had the second best record in the league, won Leagues Cup, were the first team to ever beat 2 Mexican teams in Mexico en route to the CCC final, had the best GD in the league, and were the defending MLS Champions.