Darby's Media Quarantine Zone
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A place for me to store all my thoughts about anything I consume, that's it.
Invincible Season 1
Rating: B
I sure love that we got subpar animation but its okay because as compensation we got *checks notes* a middling celebrity voice cast? We also have certain really questionable character changes, but despite all this the adaptation is still cool, just coulda been better.
Rating: B
I sure love that we got subpar animation but its okay because as compensation we got *checks notes* a middling celebrity voice cast? We also have certain really questionable character changes, but despite all this the adaptation is still cool, just coulda been better.
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Invincible Season 1
Rating: B
I sure love that we got subpar animation but its okay because as compensation we got *checks notes* a middling celebrity voice cast? We also have certain really questionable character changes, but despite all this the adaptation is still cool, just coulda been better.
Rating: B
I sure love that we got subpar animation but its okay because as compensation we got *checks notes* a middling celebrity voice cast? We also have certain really questionable character changes, but despite all this the adaptation is still cool, just coulda been better.
Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes (Replay)
Rating: A
An underrated gem, wish we got more puzzle battlers. Outside of a few questionably balanced encounters and the occasional stretch of bad luck unit spawns this is a really fun time, and feels really satisfying to get better at.
Rating: A
An underrated gem, wish we got more puzzle battlers. Outside of a few questionably balanced encounters and the occasional stretch of bad luck unit spawns this is a really fun time, and feels really satisfying to get better at.
December 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes (Replay)
Rating: A
An underrated gem, wish we got more puzzle battlers. Outside of a few questionably balanced encounters and the occasional stretch of bad luck unit spawns this is a really fun time, and feels really satisfying to get better at.
Rating: A
An underrated gem, wish we got more puzzle battlers. Outside of a few questionably balanced encounters and the occasional stretch of bad luck unit spawns this is a really fun time, and feels really satisfying to get better at.
The Wild (Rewatch)
Rating: F
This movie is abysmal dogshit. Worse than Madagascar in every conceivable way and also has Disney self-plagiarising their own works. Completely irredeemable.
Rating: F
This movie is abysmal dogshit. Worse than Madagascar in every conceivable way and also has Disney self-plagiarising their own works. Completely irredeemable.
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The Wild (Rewatch)
Rating: F
This movie is abysmal dogshit. Worse than Madagascar in every conceivable way and also has Disney self-plagiarising their own works. Completely irredeemable.
Rating: F
This movie is abysmal dogshit. Worse than Madagascar in every conceivable way and also has Disney self-plagiarising their own works. Completely irredeemable.
To Be Hero X
Rating: S
Need that season 2 real bad, I need to see which heroes are on fraudwatch. X is also the most insane aura farmer we've gotten in a while, this dude is wild. Also love it when something plays around with artstyles this much, an absolute visual treat.
Rating: S
Need that season 2 real bad, I need to see which heroes are on fraudwatch. X is also the most insane aura farmer we've gotten in a while, this dude is wild. Also love it when something plays around with artstyles this much, an absolute visual treat.
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
To Be Hero X
Rating: S
Need that season 2 real bad, I need to see which heroes are on fraudwatch. X is also the most insane aura farmer we've gotten in a while, this dude is wild. Also love it when something plays around with artstyles this much, an absolute visual treat.
Rating: S
Need that season 2 real bad, I need to see which heroes are on fraudwatch. X is also the most insane aura farmer we've gotten in a while, this dude is wild. Also love it when something plays around with artstyles this much, an absolute visual treat.
Jason Bourne
Rating: B
This didn't feel necessary but it was still good.
Rating: B
This didn't feel necessary but it was still good.
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Jason Bourne
Rating: B
This didn't feel necessary but it was still good.
Rating: B
This didn't feel necessary but it was still good.
The Bourne Legacy
Rating: C
I'm imposing a ban on Blue and Green until further notice.
Rating: C
I'm imposing a ban on Blue and Green until further notice.
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The Bourne Legacy
Rating: C
I'm imposing a ban on Blue and Green until further notice.
Rating: C
I'm imposing a ban on Blue and Green until further notice.
The Bourne Ultimatum
Rating: A
*Adam Warlock Voice*
BOURNE AGAIN!
Rating: A
*Adam Warlock Voice*
BOURNE AGAIN!
December 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
The Bourne Ultimatum
Rating: A
*Adam Warlock Voice*
BOURNE AGAIN!
Rating: A
*Adam Warlock Voice*
BOURNE AGAIN!
The Bourne Supremacy
Rating: A
The only thing I knew about this movie going in was the toaster scene because of a Mythbusters episode from nearly 20 years ago.
Rating: A
The only thing I knew about this movie going in was the toaster scene because of a Mythbusters episode from nearly 20 years ago.
December 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Bourne Supremacy
Rating: A
The only thing I knew about this movie going in was the toaster scene because of a Mythbusters episode from nearly 20 years ago.
Rating: A
The only thing I knew about this movie going in was the toaster scene because of a Mythbusters episode from nearly 20 years ago.
The Bourne Identity
Rating: A
If I squint really hard he looks like a young Cena.
Rating: A
If I squint really hard he looks like a young Cena.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The Bourne Identity
Rating: A
If I squint really hard he looks like a young Cena.
Rating: A
If I squint really hard he looks like a young Cena.
The New Mutants (Rewatch)
Rating: F
Magik.
Rating: F
Magik.
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The New Mutants (Rewatch)
Rating: F
Magik.
Rating: F
Magik.
Where Winds Meet
Rating: A
This is shockingly enjoyable despite being open-world soulslop. Rating this generously because I have been known to enjoy soulslop every so often, and its also completely free with no p2w mtx. Fucking insane that this costs nothing and is only making bank on its cosmetics.
Rating: A
This is shockingly enjoyable despite being open-world soulslop. Rating this generously because I have been known to enjoy soulslop every so often, and its also completely free with no p2w mtx. Fucking insane that this costs nothing and is only making bank on its cosmetics.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Where Winds Meet
Rating: A
This is shockingly enjoyable despite being open-world soulslop. Rating this generously because I have been known to enjoy soulslop every so often, and its also completely free with no p2w mtx. Fucking insane that this costs nothing and is only making bank on its cosmetics.
Rating: A
This is shockingly enjoyable despite being open-world soulslop. Rating this generously because I have been known to enjoy soulslop every so often, and its also completely free with no p2w mtx. Fucking insane that this costs nothing and is only making bank on its cosmetics.
Austin Powers in Goldmember (Rewatch)
Rating: A
It's more Austin Powers, good movie.
Rating: A
It's more Austin Powers, good movie.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Austin Powers in Goldmember (Rewatch)
Rating: A
It's more Austin Powers, good movie.
Rating: A
It's more Austin Powers, good movie.
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me (Rewatch)
Rating: A
Dr Evil emotes the exact same way as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
Rating: A
Dr Evil emotes the exact same way as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me (Rewatch)
Rating: A
Dr Evil emotes the exact same way as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
Rating: A
Dr Evil emotes the exact same way as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory.
Digimon Story Time Stranger
Rating: S
This game was fucking GAS, the year of Digimon is still going strong. You can tell this was a labour of love, so much care and passion put into every bit of this game. Now can I have that TCG sim before the year ends please?
Rating: S
This game was fucking GAS, the year of Digimon is still going strong. You can tell this was a labour of love, so much care and passion put into every bit of this game. Now can I have that TCG sim before the year ends please?
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Digimon Story Time Stranger
Rating: S
This game was fucking GAS, the year of Digimon is still going strong. You can tell this was a labour of love, so much care and passion put into every bit of this game. Now can I have that TCG sim before the year ends please?
Rating: S
This game was fucking GAS, the year of Digimon is still going strong. You can tell this was a labour of love, so much care and passion put into every bit of this game. Now can I have that TCG sim before the year ends please?
The Hobbit (Maple Films Cut)
Rating: A
This is so much better paced than the original movies, some parts are a little jarring with cuts but that's to be expected. Riddles in the Dark will forever be goated.
Rating: A
This is so much better paced than the original movies, some parts are a little jarring with cuts but that's to be expected. Riddles in the Dark will forever be goated.
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The Hobbit (Maple Films Cut)
Rating: A
This is so much better paced than the original movies, some parts are a little jarring with cuts but that's to be expected. Riddles in the Dark will forever be goated.
Rating: A
This is so much better paced than the original movies, some parts are a little jarring with cuts but that's to be expected. Riddles in the Dark will forever be goated.
Digimon Tamers (Rewatch)
Rating: S
It's been over 20 years and this still has the best digivolution sequences in the series. Terriermon and Renamon are also the greatest to ever do it, what perfect little blorbos. Peak fiction.
Rating: S
It's been over 20 years and this still has the best digivolution sequences in the series. Terriermon and Renamon are also the greatest to ever do it, what perfect little blorbos. Peak fiction.
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Digimon Tamers (Rewatch)
Rating: S
It's been over 20 years and this still has the best digivolution sequences in the series. Terriermon and Renamon are also the greatest to ever do it, what perfect little blorbos. Peak fiction.
Rating: S
It's been over 20 years and this still has the best digivolution sequences in the series. Terriermon and Renamon are also the greatest to ever do it, what perfect little blorbos. Peak fiction.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Rewatch)
Rating: B
This is still a fun time, idk man it's Austin Powers you kinda know what to expect.
Rating: B
This is still a fun time, idk man it's Austin Powers you kinda know what to expect.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Rewatch)
Rating: B
This is still a fun time, idk man it's Austin Powers you kinda know what to expect.
Rating: B
This is still a fun time, idk man it's Austin Powers you kinda know what to expect.
Timeless Love
Rating: C
Rating: C
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Timeless Love
Rating: C
Rating: C
Scream 4 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
Kind of impressive how correct this movie got a lot of things. If anything they underestimated how crazy irl streamers are.
Rating: S
Kind of impressive how correct this movie got a lot of things. If anything they underestimated how crazy irl streamers are.
November 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Scream 4 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
Kind of impressive how correct this movie got a lot of things. If anything they underestimated how crazy irl streamers are.
Rating: S
Kind of impressive how correct this movie got a lot of things. If anything they underestimated how crazy irl streamers are.
Scream 3 (Rewatch)
Rating: A
This is the most competent Ghostface in the series up until to this point but it entirely goes out the window and he starts fumbling when he runs into Sidney, which implies that Sidney has a Looney Tunes aura surrounding her at all times to shield herself.
Rating: A
This is the most competent Ghostface in the series up until to this point but it entirely goes out the window and he starts fumbling when he runs into Sidney, which implies that Sidney has a Looney Tunes aura surrounding her at all times to shield herself.
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Scream 3 (Rewatch)
Rating: A
This is the most competent Ghostface in the series up until to this point but it entirely goes out the window and he starts fumbling when he runs into Sidney, which implies that Sidney has a Looney Tunes aura surrounding her at all times to shield herself.
Rating: A
This is the most competent Ghostface in the series up until to this point but it entirely goes out the window and he starts fumbling when he runs into Sidney, which implies that Sidney has a Looney Tunes aura surrounding her at all times to shield herself.
Scream 2 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
I think I still like the first more, but it's very close. Randy and MIckey's beef is so funny, those two fucking hated each other, and you could see Mickey get progressively more tilted at every one of Randy's perfectly crafted comebacks.
Rating: S
I think I still like the first more, but it's very close. Randy and MIckey's beef is so funny, those two fucking hated each other, and you could see Mickey get progressively more tilted at every one of Randy's perfectly crafted comebacks.
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Scream 2 (Rewatch)
Rating: S
I think I still like the first more, but it's very close. Randy and MIckey's beef is so funny, those two fucking hated each other, and you could see Mickey get progressively more tilted at every one of Randy's perfectly crafted comebacks.
Rating: S
I think I still like the first more, but it's very close. Randy and MIckey's beef is so funny, those two fucking hated each other, and you could see Mickey get progressively more tilted at every one of Randy's perfectly crafted comebacks.
The Haunted Mansion
Rating: B
Finally a movie that asks the question, What if the orb ponders you?
Rating: B
Finally a movie that asks the question, What if the orb ponders you?
October 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Haunted Mansion
Rating: B
Finally a movie that asks the question, What if the orb ponders you?
Rating: B
Finally a movie that asks the question, What if the orb ponders you?
Charmed Season 3
Rating: S
Silly little witch show full of shenanigans, just ignore the horrors that await at the end of the season :)
Rating: S
Silly little witch show full of shenanigans, just ignore the horrors that await at the end of the season :)
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Charmed Season 3
Rating: S
Silly little witch show full of shenanigans, just ignore the horrors that await at the end of the season :)
Rating: S
Silly little witch show full of shenanigans, just ignore the horrors that await at the end of the season :)
To Catch a Yeti
Rating: F
If someone sits you down and forces you to watch this I think you should be allowed to beat them to death with a hammer.
Rating: F
If someone sits you down and forces you to watch this I think you should be allowed to beat them to death with a hammer.
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
To Catch a Yeti
Rating: F
If someone sits you down and forces you to watch this I think you should be allowed to beat them to death with a hammer.
Rating: F
If someone sits you down and forces you to watch this I think you should be allowed to beat them to death with a hammer.
Thunderbirds (Rewatch)
Rating: B
I still enjoy this movie despite its flaws. Penelope and Parker could have handled everything on their own which is why they were left out of half the movie.
Rating: B
I still enjoy this movie despite its flaws. Penelope and Parker could have handled everything on their own which is why they were left out of half the movie.
October 14, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Thunderbirds (Rewatch)
Rating: B
I still enjoy this movie despite its flaws. Penelope and Parker could have handled everything on their own which is why they were left out of half the movie.
Rating: B
I still enjoy this movie despite its flaws. Penelope and Parker could have handled everything on their own which is why they were left out of half the movie.