darcy-may.bsky.social
@darcy-may.bsky.social
call me a system the way that tragic industrial lathe accident split me into multiple pieces
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
no pegging before marriage
February 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i love my wife if i told her to get me a beer id let jer have a little sip
February 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
also i took an online pregnancy test
the baby is going to be a ravenclaw
February 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
i have a feeling the baby will be a boy cuz god hates me and nothing good ever happens fuck my stupid kitty life
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
granny feels awkward about the rope event
shoulda stayed home and made my fucking ragu
February 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
my granny said she would make us ragu for dinner but shes at a bdsm rope play meetup :/
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 AM
these pregnancy cravings r so bad the baby wants 400 dollars
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
waltuh
January 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
can u guys here me
December 12, 2024 at 8:35 AM
i had funnest nignt ever
thankyou alcohol
December 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
bless my wonderous kitty life
December 5, 2024 at 9:59 PM
hi trans people
November 18, 2024 at 11:00 AM