Darcy MacDonald
@darcymacdonald.bsky.social
Music and arts journalist, freelance writer, recovering addict, aspiring pile of ashes.
So wait, he's banning the armed forces?
September 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So wait, he's banning the armed forces?
"Dear ChatGPT,
Write me a confession given by a radical violent woke antifa idealist gone rogue to his gender-non-conforming lover based on Dog Day Afternoon.
Love,
Kash."
Write me a confession given by a radical violent woke antifa idealist gone rogue to his gender-non-conforming lover based on Dog Day Afternoon.
Love,
Kash."
September 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"Dear ChatGPT,
Write me a confession given by a radical violent woke antifa idealist gone rogue to his gender-non-conforming lover based on Dog Day Afternoon.
Love,
Kash."
Write me a confession given by a radical violent woke antifa idealist gone rogue to his gender-non-conforming lover based on Dog Day Afternoon.
Love,
Kash."
The Poutiniverse
September 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The Poutiniverse
He's doing a ton of blow. I'm not a trained investigator or anything but...
...oh wait, neither is he.
...oh wait, neither is he.
September 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
He's doing a ton of blow. I'm not a trained investigator or anything but...
...oh wait, neither is he.
...oh wait, neither is he.
Lil Don: "Father, I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree."
Fred: "You can't even use a spoon properly. Who really did it?"
Fred: "You can't even use a spoon properly. Who really did it?"
August 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Lil Don: "Father, I cannot tell a lie. It was I who chopped down the cherry tree."
Fred: "You can't even use a spoon properly. Who really did it?"
Fred: "You can't even use a spoon properly. Who really did it?"
He's too late for the autogyro to the Prussian consulate in Siam
August 14, 2025 at 5:31 AM
He's too late for the autogyro to the Prussian consulate in Siam
Fact check: a suit hasn't been baggy on that fat fuck since the '80s
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Fact check: a suit hasn't been baggy on that fat fuck since the '80s
"Democracy dies in the dark." And they're flipping the off switch as if they can't afford the light bill.
August 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"Democracy dies in the dark." And they're flipping the off switch as if they can't afford the light bill.
They're performance enhancers. Hard to compete with the delusional ramblings of POTUS without them.
June 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
They're performance enhancers. Hard to compete with the delusional ramblings of POTUS without them.
I believe the kid hates his father enough already to go for it and I'd like to give him a high five.
June 1, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I believe the kid hates his father enough already to go for it and I'd like to give him a high five.
Which Blues Brother is he again? Shitboy Blues? Mushroomtip Blues?
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Which Blues Brother is he again? Shitboy Blues? Mushroomtip Blues?
This looks like Christmas dinner at a hospital.
May 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This looks like Christmas dinner at a hospital.