Albert
@daretokarelas.bsky.social
🥱 Chronically bored
🍰 Perpetually hungry
✈️ Adventurously inclined
🏳️🌈 Happily married
🍰 Perpetually hungry
✈️ Adventurously inclined
🏳️🌈 Happily married
But David, are people born hot or do they have hotness thrust upon them? Or wait…gotta work on that phrasing 😂
December 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
But David, are people born hot or do they have hotness thrust upon them? Or wait…gotta work on that phrasing 😂
Take as many moments as you want damn
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Take as many moments as you want damn
Looking good still! I feel like everyone went in for a haircut today 😂
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Looking good still! I feel like everyone went in for a haircut today 😂
Felt this so hard today, but the need for a haircut won lol
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Felt this so hard today, but the need for a haircut won lol
That darn towels in the way I think 🫣
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That darn towels in the way I think 🫣
Feeling thankful 😌
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Feeling thankful 😌
*gasp* oh no, he’s a 5k on Thanksgiving kind of guy 😵
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
*gasp* oh no, he’s a 5k on Thanksgiving kind of guy 😵
Husband and I also started online.
Love those humble beginnings ❤️
Love those humble beginnings ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Husband and I also started online.
Love those humble beginnings ❤️
Love those humble beginnings ❤️
You both are so adorable 🌈💀
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You both are so adorable 🌈💀
Aww happy for you both 👏🏻
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Aww happy for you both 👏🏻
Oh big same lol. It’s all good, we can be shy together 🤭
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh big same lol. It’s all good, we can be shy together 🤭
Oh god there was a more fun post than this!?
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh god there was a more fun post than this!?
Sounds like a dream…where you based at again? Lol
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sounds like a dream…where you based at again? Lol
A fellow Gemini! Best sign 🥳
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A fellow Gemini! Best sign 🥳
Well this is blowing up before it blows up. Well done 🎇
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Well this is blowing up before it blows up. Well done 🎇
Fuck Mr. Melancholy man 💔
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fuck Mr. Melancholy man 💔
Same same. Thankfully it’s that self awareness that makes me comfortable enough to live in Vegas and not have to worry about gambling 😅
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Same same. Thankfully it’s that self awareness that makes me comfortable enough to live in Vegas and not have to worry about gambling 😅
That makes sense! Though I have to admit I can be that person that goes after that one “chase card” hoping for some good luck. It’s thankfully a problem I recognized early and it’s saved me some money not buying packs anymore lol
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That makes sense! Though I have to admit I can be that person that goes after that one “chase card” hoping for some good luck. It’s thankfully a problem I recognized early and it’s saved me some money not buying packs anymore lol
A day early, ok trend setter
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A day early, ok trend setter