Darius Blake
@dariusblakeny.bsky.social
Writer; comedian of all things cheese. Knowledge junky, left leaning obliterator of stupidity and hate.
The main problem with working from home is that if they cancel work; you’re still stuck working from home.
December 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The main problem with working from home is that if they cancel work; you’re still stuck working from home.
Im telling all my godchildren that idk what my purpose is but that theyre welcome to pray to me and ponder my existence if they want.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Im telling all my godchildren that idk what my purpose is but that theyre welcome to pray to me and ponder my existence if they want.
For the amount if ads and fake profiles i’m forced to swipe through, tinder should be paying me
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
For the amount if ads and fake profiles i’m forced to swipe through, tinder should be paying me
It’s really a good idea to go before you. If you’re not going to far, you might not have to go again until we get there.
December 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s really a good idea to go before you. If you’re not going to far, you might not have to go again until we get there.
Sometimes, connections are indeed tenuous.
December 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sometimes, connections are indeed tenuous.
Scheduling time for snow removal everyday for the next four months is gonna suck.
…at times i wish i were a bear so i could sleep ‘til then without a care.
…at times i wish i were a bear so i could sleep ‘til then without a care.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Scheduling time for snow removal everyday for the next four months is gonna suck.
…at times i wish i were a bear so i could sleep ‘til then without a care.
…at times i wish i were a bear so i could sleep ‘til then without a care.
What trail, where? I promise i found it, it’s there🚶♂️➡️🤣
December 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What trail, where? I promise i found it, it’s there🚶♂️➡️🤣
The moon sets
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The moon sets
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
My morning rises
And the dead leaves warm the ground
And with cold splayed fists
Mock me
Unless you’re lactose intolerant, i don’t know why youre hyping tomato pie so much
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Unless you’re lactose intolerant, i don’t know why youre hyping tomato pie so much
IDK about you but i’m not nearly as excited about t-mobile as the scrubs guys are🤦♂️🤣
November 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
IDK about you but i’m not nearly as excited about t-mobile as the scrubs guys are🤦♂️🤣
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seeing the Nativity scenes set up for Christmas is pretty cool but i always look for a ‘brian born here’ a couple doors down either way😂
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Seeing the Nativity scenes set up for Christmas is pretty cool but i always look for a ‘brian born here’ a couple doors down either way😂
I’m really good with percents and fractions but can’t figure out those dern decimals🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m really good with percents and fractions but can’t figure out those dern decimals🤣
Feels like 16 degrees out with lake effect snow but nothing’s changed except the number of layers i gear up in for the walk.
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Feels like 16 degrees out with lake effect snow but nothing’s changed except the number of layers i gear up in for the walk.
Everytime i pay for stupid apple cloud storage, i always get like 57,000 scam email messages telling me i’m about to get locked out for non-payment; always after the legit email receipt from apple😆🤦♂️
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Everytime i pay for stupid apple cloud storage, i always get like 57,000 scam email messages telling me i’m about to get locked out for non-payment; always after the legit email receipt from apple😆🤦♂️
I invited her in. She looked around and said, “your drapes look like linoleum and your carpet looks like clothing. I’m out.”
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I invited her in. She looked around and said, “your drapes look like linoleum and your carpet looks like clothing. I’m out.”
😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Dreamcatchers are where good dreams are caught and killed. It’s a corporate ploy to make you feel personal guilt for the bad shit they did.
November 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dreamcatchers are where good dreams are caught and killed. It’s a corporate ploy to make you feel personal guilt for the bad shit they did.
Is a red blood cell aware of what it is?
October 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is a red blood cell aware of what it is?
Im so old, i remember when nascar was sponsored by cigarettes
October 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Im so old, i remember when nascar was sponsored by cigarettes
How long before the trump depression and him and his at fault cadre of demon husks blaming the democrats for something that’s totally their fault?
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
How long before the trump depression and him and his at fault cadre of demon husks blaming the democrats for something that’s totally their fault?
stephen miller’s mind pollution is no solution
October 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
stephen miller’s mind pollution is no solution
One war criminal saying another war criminal not winning a nobel peace prize is a travesty is the epitome of satire. Unfortunately, reality we are.
October 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
One war criminal saying another war criminal not winning a nobel peace prize is a travesty is the epitome of satire. Unfortunately, reality we are.
It’s cheese that the medical services industry want payment in full before services are rendered.
September 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s cheese that the medical services industry want payment in full before services are rendered.