DMMKR
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Don't mind me, just looking for something to scroll.
Your girlfriend will be like, "can you watch my drink?"
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Your girlfriend will be like, "can you watch my drink?"
I'm in my "getting chili at the restaurant" era.
October 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I'm in my "getting chili at the restaurant" era.
I think maybe they shouldn't be allowed to play Biggie in Indiana.
October 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think maybe they shouldn't be allowed to play Biggie in Indiana.
They should change the name of every band to [number of people] White Guys.
August 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
They should change the name of every band to [number of people] White Guys.
In a bar that smells like farts/ Chinese food. Mostly just surprised it took me this long to see it.
July 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
In a bar that smells like farts/ Chinese food. Mostly just surprised it took me this long to see it.
Push got the whole city saying pee pee.
July 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Push got the whole city saying pee pee.
On my Jane Craig shit today.
July 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On my Jane Craig shit today.
Do you remember your first moist towelette?
July 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Do you remember your first moist towelette?
I'd probably rather see Denis' Odyssey and Nolan's Bond, but I'm not complaining. 🤷🏿♂️
June 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'd probably rather see Denis' Odyssey and Nolan's Bond, but I'm not complaining. 🤷🏿♂️
Jim Irsay died and I'm pretty bummed. Dude loved his Colts, really wanted to win. I don't know what the future holds for the team but it's gonna be different for sure.
May 22, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Jim Irsay died and I'm pretty bummed. Dude loved his Colts, really wanted to win. I don't know what the future holds for the team but it's gonna be different for sure.
Does anyone's 7/11 still sell 1/8 lb hot dogs?
May 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Does anyone's 7/11 still sell 1/8 lb hot dogs?
GIF of a movie you've seen more than 6 times
April 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
GIF of a movie you've seen more than 6 times
Tell me why I'm in the Miami airport during a Heat playoff game and none of the bars are playing it?!?
April 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tell me why I'm in the Miami airport during a Heat playoff game and none of the bars are playing it?!?
There's a man in the gym giggling.
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
There's a man in the gym giggling.
The Rehearsal is coming back?!
March 25, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The Rehearsal is coming back?!
This might be sacrilege but buffalo wings are too acidic to be the consensus number one.
March 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This might be sacrilege but buffalo wings are too acidic to be the consensus number one.
3 beers by 10:30.
Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
ALT: Im Thinking Im Back John Wick GIF
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
3 beers by 10:30.
Colts Reddit is so trash. We make a couple smart moves and everyone's either "now go trade for Hendrickson" or "he's just trying to save his job! He'll run the cupboard bare!"
Miserable, unpleasable goons.
Miserable, unpleasable goons.
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Colts Reddit is so trash. We make a couple smart moves and everyone's either "now go trade for Hendrickson" or "he's just trying to save his job! He'll run the cupboard bare!"
Miserable, unpleasable goons.
Miserable, unpleasable goons.
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Glenn Youngkin takes a victory lap on Fox for University of Virginia ending DEI and says it's a step toward restoring the values of Thomas Jefferson
March 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Glenn Youngkin takes a victory lap on Fox for University of Virginia ending DEI and says it's a step toward restoring the values of Thomas Jefferson
Hulu going down is crazy. Hulu going down right before the upset of the night is fucking legendary. Goodnight everybody.
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hulu going down is crazy. Hulu going down right before the upset of the night is fucking legendary. Goodnight everybody.
At least Nosferatu didn't go home empty handed.
March 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
At least Nosferatu didn't go home empty handed.
Was really praying for the Diane Warren thing to finally end tonight. So this one's double bad.
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Was really praying for the Diane Warren thing to finally end tonight. So this one's double bad.
This guy doesn't know about checks and balances.
February 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This guy doesn't know about checks and balances.