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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 5h

why does every "young Tory" look like some variant of Paul Reubens in 30 Rock

Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 5h

The chap on the left once defended marriage between siblings in a live interview on GB News.

By all accounts it was too much even for GB News viewers.

Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 6h

The photography in this article really feels like The Times are deliberately setting these people up for ridicule. (You can read it without visiting The Times here archive.ph/KZZC1)

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 12h

Fed still employs Nia Jax.

Other place can always and forever fuck itself.

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Andy Fleming @slackbastard.bsky.social · 14h

Anyway, happy birthday to the girlfriend of the founder of antifa, who today celebrates 111 years fighting fascism! 🥳

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 12h

Oh they're REALLY worried about him now

Trump to get a 'routine yearly' medical check-up — his second in 6 months

The White House said Trump would be at Walter Reed Medical Center and undergo a checkup after a planned meeting with service members in the facility.

www.nbcnews.com

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 12h

while gramps sleeps and pools poop in his fuckin' pants

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

Stephen Miller is like Jiffy Pop left on the stove, he cannot WAIT to foam at the mouth to wheeze nationalist hogshit like he's reporting bare-assed live from a frozen toilet

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

ah christ his head is a Halloween mask

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

everything and every aspect of this picture is cute af

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

Never.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

Hard same! Took us forever to convince mom to buy some of these fucking PPVs. Especially Wrestlemania 2000 (lol) which I think went for like, $40. I bought it with graduation money 😛

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

I "watched" the 1996 Rumble on squiggle-vision. You know, going to the channel without having the channel, pre-digital cable. What's funny is that I still remember Goldust's outfit from that show because he was the one thing on the screen of uniform color.

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all hallows eve-run enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 13h

you can’t even occupy an american city without getting laughed at anymore, because of croak

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

I got into wrestling in *1995*

My first PPV was Summerslam. 1995. And because it was $25.

In fairness, that year's Survivor Series is genuinely still excellent.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

New Author and Punisher RIPS

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

grateful for every incarnation so far 😘

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

lol, Todd, you goof

That's a bad Rumble lol

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

Like, if they ever finally got what they want - the Boys or Invincible but with the wrong people always winning - they'd quickly realize that that would fucking SUCK but they never think that far ahead

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 13h

It's a good one to have. I think I got it from the Aladdin cartoon from 1993.😁

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

It gets my hackles up, because they're ALWAYS whining, always expecting EVERYTHING in the infinite cornucopia of things that exist to cater to their sorry asses. My deeply held belief is that the diluted hogshit created by people LIKE them is never good enough so they set out to ruin everything else

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

you that sound? It's the sound of nobody disagreeing with you. 😘

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

JOE AND HANGER OPEN, baby! That alone was worth the price of admission.

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

I appreciate the band Exist, because...well, they may have the most representative name of any band ever.

I mean, they certainly DO.

DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

They think they voted to make all the woke go awaaaayyy, now Star Trek won't be political anymore *jerk off hand motions* that means anything that isn't for meeeeee shouldn't EXIIIIST

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DENNIS GORY CROSBY @darkarfs.bsky.social · 14h

can't someone else below the House Speaker swear someone in if it's delayed for too long?

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⛥B̸̢̢̪̤̼̰͇̂̾̑͑̅̈́̓͊͝en 𝕭𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖟𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑 Selwood⛧ @mrbartzabel.bsky.social · 14h

Mick Foley. Still the 🐐
##wrestlesky

Mick foley rebuking answer in co.ment section

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