If you were a dino nuggie which one would you be?
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July 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
If you were a dino nuggie which one would you be?
What do you call fake noodles? Im-pasta-bowl :D
June 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
What do you call fake noodles? Im-pasta-bowl :D
"i treasure our friendship".... And by treasure I mean I'm gonna put you in a box and bury you somewhere where no one will ever find you....
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April 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"i treasure our friendship".... And by treasure I mean I'm gonna put you in a box and bury you somewhere where no one will ever find you....
Just when you think life is turning around, it turns out to be a round house kick
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Just when you think life is turning around, it turns out to be a round house kick
I would love to take offense to your insults but I don't own a fence. When I get a fence I will be happy to take your insults to offence
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April 4, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I would love to take offense to your insults but I don't own a fence. When I get a fence I will be happy to take your insults to offence
I keep a clone of myself at home, I call him my "homie"
March 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I keep a clone of myself at home, I call him my "homie"
How do you plead?
"Innocent"
"Innocent"
March 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
How do you plead?
"Innocent"
"Innocent"
Everyone always talking about how much they love to eat ass, but as someone whose had his fair share of donkeys in his day I gotta say it isn't as good as people hype it up to be...
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Everyone always talking about how much they love to eat ass, but as someone whose had his fair share of donkeys in his day I gotta say it isn't as good as people hype it up to be...
What happens to doctors when they eat an apple? Do they just disappear for a day?
February 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
What happens to doctors when they eat an apple? Do they just disappear for a day?
What if Peacocks are just magical chickens and the only way to transform them is by peeing on them? That's why they're called peacocks....
February 22, 2025 at 9:14 AM
What if Peacocks are just magical chickens and the only way to transform them is by peeing on them? That's why they're called peacocks....
What if corn isn't just a food? What if it's like an egg or a cacoon? When it hatches it becomes a scaled creature, like a lizard?
February 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
What if corn isn't just a food? What if it's like an egg or a cacoon? When it hatches it becomes a scaled creature, like a lizard?
I don't have scales, I just grow hardened corn from my body
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February 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I don't have scales, I just grow hardened corn from my body
Man Fork Knife's new season got me out here breaking Neko Neko nii-caps...
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February 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Man Fork Knife's new season got me out here breaking Neko Neko nii-caps...
When I said I was gonna eat your children, this isn't what I had in mind...
February 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
When I said I was gonna eat your children, this isn't what I had in mind...
*Minding your own business when a man shows up to your door*
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warrant..... He's wanted in over 12 countries"
Turns out your car is actually an evil transformer who's done some horrible stuff...
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warrant..... He's wanted in over 12 countries"
Turns out your car is actually an evil transformer who's done some horrible stuff...
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February 14, 2025 at 6:15 AM
*Minding your own business when a man shows up to your door*
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warrant..... He's wanted in over 12 countries"
Turns out your car is actually an evil transformer who's done some horrible stuff...
"Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about your cars extended warrant..... He's wanted in over 12 countries"
Turns out your car is actually an evil transformer who's done some horrible stuff...
You ever see something so cute you just wanna cuddle it super tightly until the light starts to leave it's eyes? Did I also mention I cuddle using my mouth?
February 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You ever see something so cute you just wanna cuddle it super tightly until the light starts to leave it's eyes? Did I also mention I cuddle using my mouth?
What's a good way to describe me? TIRED that's how...
February 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
What's a good way to describe me? TIRED that's how...
If stars ever get used as currency they could be called STARBUCKS ehehehe
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February 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
If stars ever get used as currency they could be called STARBUCKS ehehehe
You ever drink so much caffeine that you start hearing colors?
February 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
You ever drink so much caffeine that you start hearing colors?
*me everytime I see a broom* "I'm either gonna sweep someone off their feet or sword fight them to fossilization"
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February 6, 2025 at 10:06 AM
*me everytime I see a broom* "I'm either gonna sweep someone off their feet or sword fight them to fossilization"
I have an emotional support food. His name is Croissant, and yes I do nibble on him when I'm stressed
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February 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I have an emotional support food. His name is Croissant, and yes I do nibble on him when I'm stressed
You ever just see someone who looks like spaghetti on a waffle?
February 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
You ever just see someone who looks like spaghetti on a waffle?
Jokes on you! I don't screw around, I screw up
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February 4, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Jokes on you! I don't screw around, I screw up
What's that? I only have 3 seconds to live? Well f-
February 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
What's that? I only have 3 seconds to live? Well f-