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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨ Sprizzy Now and Everyday ✨
@darkdancer72.bsky.social
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She/Her, Cis, DarkDancer72 on AO3. Former archaeologist, full time carer, mostly knackered. Resident of Izzy Canyon (UK)
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Small Izzy has woken up after a night out with Tiny CJ and his tiny husband. He has no idea where his trousers are, and he seems to be advertising a germ factory…
(Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social and t-shirts by
@disastershipblonde.bsky.social)
#izzyhands
A 20cm Izzy doll, lying on his side draped in a black scarf and wearing nothing else except a Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack t shirt. Next to him is a 10cm Izzy doll on his back, also in a tattoo shack t shirt, and black shorts. Face down between them is a 10cm CJ doll wearing shorts, the same t shirt and a suede waistcoat. All dolls by Rights!
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
The lads gather for the grand finale, and wish you all a very Happy New Year 🥳
All dolls by @imrights.bsky.social and their haut couture t shirts by @disastershipblonde.bsky.social
#hausofhands
7/7
All the dolls from the previous posts in one photo - 10cm CJ, 15cm season 1 Izzy, 20cm Izzy in his Daddy shirt, 15cm season 2 Izzy and 10cm Izzy. All dolls by Rights
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
And back to our 20cm Izzy who’s firmly in Daddy mode now… he’s looking forward to showing this to his crew after the show.
#hausofhands
6/7
A 20cm Izzy doll by Rights, wearing black trousers and a black t shirt with a rainbow logo on it that says Daddy
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
And don’t forget Haus of Hands can meet your advertising needs, as CJ and his tiny husband demonstrate. Show this pic at Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack for a free Dark & Stormy with every tattoo!
#hausofhands
5/7
2 10cm dolls by Rights, a CJ and an Izzy. CJ is in dark blue jeans and a brown suede waistcoat, and Izzy is in black trousers. They’re both wearing cream and red t shirts with the logo of Calico Jack’s Tattoo Shack on them
December 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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And hot on his heels is his season 2 twin, modelling a new unicorn fit for a vie that’s very much en rose!
#hausofhands
4/7
A 15cm Izzy doll by Rights, he’s wearing light blue trousers, a grey and white hooded jacket and under it a white t shirt with green trim, that has the legend ‘La Vie en Rose’ on it
December 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Next we have season 1 15cm Izzy who’s in his favourite black, and there’s no doubting his career of choice! The ideal pink pirate club wear for a night out in the Republic
#hausofhands
3/7
A 15cm Izzy doll by Rights, wearing black trousers and a black t-shirt with a pink logo that looks like the Barbie logo, but says Piracy. He’s wearing reflective sunglasses, like the cool first mate that he is
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Kicking things off, here’s 20cm Izzy modelling the latest in ship wear. Perfect for that pleasure cruise or piratical adventure, it’s light and practical and nails his colours firmly to the Revenge’s mast
#hausofhands
2/7
A 20cm Izzy doll by Rights, wearing dark blue jeans and a light purple t-shirt with a rainbow and unicorn ‘Revenge’ t shirt
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
London bound for Christmas and Izzy is enjoying the view!
#izzyhands #travelpic

20cm Izzy by the amazing @imrights.bsky.social ofc
An Izzy doll by a train window. Izzy is wearing a pink bunny onesie, and out of the window can be seen the sea wall, a cliff edge and the sea!
December 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Izzy is delighted to discover he’s taller than Santa…
#izzyhands
#onesantatall
A 10cm Izzy doll wearing black check pyjamas standing next to a small Lindt chocolate Santa. Izzy is taller. He’s thrilled.
December 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
And they enjoyed it so much, they decided to watch the OG Christmas Carol…
#izzyhands #calicojack
The back of little hoods (a unicorn and a shark) can be seen leaning against a pillow. They’re watching Muppet Christmas Carol on the telly!
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Tiny Izzy and Tiny Jack have been to see Christmas Carol Goes Wrong in London! They love @mischiefcomedy.bsky.social

Dolls by @imrights.bsky.social ofc
Two tiny dolls, Izzy Hands and Calico Jack Rackham, by Rights. Izzy is in a shark onesie, Jack in a unicorn onesie. They’re facing the camera and behind them is the stage of Christmas Carol Goes Wrong (in London)
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Yeah I’ll be fine as long as these two assholes stop flirting/fighting/breaking everyone’s hearts long enough to actually do the rescuing bit
#hazbinhotel #huskerdust
A still from season two, episode six of Hazbin Hotel. Husk (a cat demon with bright red eyebrows and bow tie) sits next to Angel Dust, a pink and white spider demon) who’s in drag, wearing a blonde and pink wig, a black glittering top and long black gloves. Husk is looking a bit bemused and Angel is smirking at him. I love them, I really do.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHA
…yeah seems accurate

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A word cloud image… the middle is dominated by the word izzy and around it are words including he’s just little tiny hands good Sprizzy (and others)
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
I wholeheartedly agree!

IZZY HANDS
Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) leaning against a doorframe and smirking. He’s wearing his usual black shirt, leather waistcoat (vest) and his left hand is resting on the hilt of his sword. A corridor on the Revenge is behind him, blurred in shades of grey and light green.
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Debbie Moffett would respectfully like to disagree… dangerous places, those cheese caves.
#midsomermurders
Debbie Moffett (Martine McCutcheon) in the Midsomer Murders episode Schooled in Murder. She’s dressed in a red dress and black jacket, and is looking around a cheese cave. There’s shelves and shelves of cheese. Debbie has been lured into the cheese caves and she’s about to be murdered with a wheel of Jim Caxton’s beloved Midsomer Blue. Poor Jim, he just wanted to make cheese.
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Qrt with an ofmd photo that changed your life…

And I’d pick the same one as Cap did, but also this!
Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) staring up at Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). They’re on deck at night and Pete (Matt Maher) is in the background (very blurry). They’re both lit in soft orange lamplight. Izzy’s about to be asked if he’s ever been sketched… if only he’d taken up the blatant invitation instead of suppressing his need and stalking away.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
Nos Galan Gaeaf Hapus, pawb!
A pumpkin sitting on a box. It’s lit from inside and has been carved to resemble the derpy tiger from K-Pop Demon Hunters A pumpkin sat on some grass. It’s lit from inside and has been carved to resemble the bird (Sussie) from K-Pop Demon Hunters
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
More theatre excitement for Jack and Izzy!
#izzyhands #calicojack #bornwithteeth
Rights Izzy and Jack dolls in front of a programme for the play Born With Teeth
October 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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And then they went to Titanique and had so much fun 😁
4/4
Izzy and Jack with the stage of Titanique behind them
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
They were joined by some of their favourite friends
3/4
A naked 15cm Izzy doll, a 10cm Jack in a cowboy costume, a 10cm Izzy in a beige jumper and trousers, a felt Izzy doll, and behind them Squizzy (a Squirtle Izzy) and Fanglax (a Snorlax Fang). They’re all sitting on the seat of a wheelchair
October 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
darkdancer72.bsky.social
They had to be restrained from diving headfirst into the fondue pot!
2/4
Rights Jack and Izzy dolls leaning over and peering into a fondue pot full of hot cheese
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Izzy and Jack enjoyed the Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch today! #izzyhands #calicojack
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A Rights Izzy and Jack on a table, with a sign in front of them. It has a picture of Jim Caxton (Con O’Neill) from Midsomer Murders on it, he’s holding a giant wheel of cheese. The text on the sign reads Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch 2025
October 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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On their way to London for the Jim Caxton Memorial Lunch 2025 followed by a weekend of MCM 😁
#izzyhands #calicojack #dollsweekendinlondon
A Rights 10cm Izzy and Jack, peeking out of a black and white checked shoulder bag. They’re on a train to London! Jack is in a dinosaur onesie and Izzy in a unicorn onesie.
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Frenchie’s Angels to the rescue…
#whittlinhands
A poster for the original 1970s Charlie’s Angels. The faces of the original actresses have been covered by badly photoshopped faces of Black Pete (Matt Maher), Izzy Hands (Con O’Neill) and Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad). In the bottom left is a star with the face of Farrah Fawcett covered by that of Fang (David Fane).
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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“Sweetie, why are you holding yourself like that? Nervous tummy?”
Pete is just so cute with Lucius 😍
#whittlinhands #whittlinhandsweekend
Roach (Samba Schutte), Black Pete (Matt Maher), Lucius Spriggs (Nathan Foad) and Frenchie (Joel Fry) on the deck of the Revenge surrounded by English sailors after being taken prisoner. They’re all sat waiting to see what’s going to happen. Pete is leaning over to speak to Lucius.
October 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM