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Spooky Darkest Britta

@darkest-timeline.bsky.social

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This is definitely the darkest timeline. Chronically online neurodivergent from PDX. Overeducated and opinionated.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 6h

I saw it in a theater.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 6h

It's a slur in a galaxy far far away, which means all the current intellectual property sucking AIs will also tell you it's a slur. Such stupid discourse.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 7h

The Oregon batch volunteered for this deployment according to earlier reports.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 7h

According to r/Seattle, she smells like cigarettes and bad decisions.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 8h

I really wish I could unsubscribe twice.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 8h

I'm from Portland. It's a lie. That or Donny Dementia thinks it's still 2020.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 8h

No. Keep him away.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 8h

No. He most definitely should not.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 9h

People smashed her windows several years back for hosting a coffee with cops event. Not sure if she was redpilled then, but she certainly is now.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 9h

I'm spoiled and can walk to a Mexican coffee shop.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 9h

Where else could she sit on police oversight committees to tell them they're doing a great job and then go on Fox to say the place is lawless?

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 9h

I can't believe everyone hates me just because my ideas are incredibly unpopular.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10h

Vote for me! I hate everything about this city! *Updates Wikipedia*

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10h

Rene's probably mad that he missed a chance for the spotlight.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 10h

I knew she'd show up eventually!

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 11h

“It’s like a war zone. There are times I’ve had to have a gas mask on inside my own home,”

Who released the tear gas? Who released the tear gas?

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 12h

He's not going to re-fund you no matter how much you kiss his ass.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 13h

Not even in biblical times.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 13h

WTAF? It looks like the same guy in blackface.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 13h

Turns out his anesthesiologist was out of network.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 13h

I hear you. GLPs are magic. They don't work for everyone, of course, but not having intrusive thoughts about food is just amazing.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 15h

Pretty sure people with obesity are upset because they *don't* control the forks. That's the whole point of GLPs - to turn off the food noise.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 15h

I bought some more dumbbells.

Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, first off, they never made it here, but second off the pose.

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Spooky Darkest Britta @darkest-timeline.bsky.social · 1d

I haven't seen the frog yet either.