Darklordofmayonnaise
@darklordmayo.bsky.social
34 Years Old/ he/him Autistic/Rheumatoid Arthritis Warrior/Comedian/Rapper/Singer
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I think being stoned makes me psychic and I'm only kidding 🤏
February 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I think being stoned makes me psychic and I'm only kidding 🤏
I'm not a religious person, but when I got out of my car earlier my Snoop Dogg Dogg Supply pants ripped from the crotch...I feel like that's some kind of sign. 🤔🤣
January 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm not a religious person, but when I got out of my car earlier my Snoop Dogg Dogg Supply pants ripped from the crotch...I feel like that's some kind of sign. 🤔🤣
One thing I learned while Tiktok was down is that my Instagram feed is like 90% titties and I swear it's not my fault! 🥺😳
January 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
One thing I learned while Tiktok was down is that my Instagram feed is like 90% titties and I swear it's not my fault! 🥺😳
Nothing says gangster like supporting Donald Trump! 🤣🤣
January 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Nothing says gangster like supporting Donald Trump! 🤣🤣
Raise your hand if you accidentally dm'ed someone today "big hugs" with a 🍆 instead of 🫂. If anyone needs me, I'll be here dying of embarrassment! 😭😭
January 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Raise your hand if you accidentally dm'ed someone today "big hugs" with a 🍆 instead of 🫂. If anyone needs me, I'll be here dying of embarrassment! 😭😭
I love the snow...unless I have something important to do! 😤
January 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I love the snow...unless I have something important to do! 😤
I swear, the next person that talks sh*t about Mexico/Mexicans is getting dropkicked in the throat!
January 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I swear, the next person that talks sh*t about Mexico/Mexicans is getting dropkicked in the throat!
I was watching an old TV show and got jumpscared by one of the characters use of the R slur then, it occurred to me that I haven't heard that word being said out loud in a while. So that's something good! 🤷♂️
January 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I was watching an old TV show and got jumpscared by one of the characters use of the R slur then, it occurred to me that I haven't heard that word being said out loud in a while. So that's something good! 🤷♂️
I love how we just decided as a society that all highland cows are emo! 🤣
January 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I love how we just decided as a society that all highland cows are emo! 🤣
To whomever stole my noise-cancelling headphones, I truly hope you fall balls-first into a bear trap!
December 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
To whomever stole my noise-cancelling headphones, I truly hope you fall balls-first into a bear trap!
Just finished watching the movie "Y2K", anything with Fred Durst in it is an automatic 10/10....I don't make the rules! 🤷♂️
December 30, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Just finished watching the movie "Y2K", anything with Fred Durst in it is an automatic 10/10....I don't make the rules! 🤷♂️
Me: *makes a video opening up about self-h*rm*
Tiktok: Would you like to use the song "Bullet" by Hollywood undead?"
I'm not even mad, LEGENDARY dark humor from the Tiktok algorithm! 😬😬
Tiktok: Would you like to use the song "Bullet" by Hollywood undead?"
I'm not even mad, LEGENDARY dark humor from the Tiktok algorithm! 😬😬
December 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Me: *makes a video opening up about self-h*rm*
Tiktok: Would you like to use the song "Bullet" by Hollywood undead?"
I'm not even mad, LEGENDARY dark humor from the Tiktok algorithm! 😬😬
Tiktok: Would you like to use the song "Bullet" by Hollywood undead?"
I'm not even mad, LEGENDARY dark humor from the Tiktok algorithm! 😬😬
How Hot Topic employees go to bed! 💀💀
December 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
How Hot Topic employees go to bed! 💀💀
Wanna know what I got for Christmas?.....crossfaded! (No, not the band!)
December 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Wanna know what I got for Christmas?.....crossfaded! (No, not the band!)
Even IF they did, my options would be: 1. Have my mind work in a different way but, still be alive and able to thrive OR
2. Die from a preventable disease
Hmmn 🤔🤔
2. Die from a preventable disease
Hmmn 🤔🤔
MAGA extremism doesn’t cause this kind of idiocy, but they are correlated.
December 19, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Even IF they did, my options would be: 1. Have my mind work in a different way but, still be alive and able to thrive OR
2. Die from a preventable disease
Hmmn 🤔🤔
2. Die from a preventable disease
Hmmn 🤔🤔
YES LAWDDDDD!!!!
Hollywood Undead & Tech N9ne Announce Spring North American Tour with Set It Off & Zero 9:36
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Hollywood Undead & Tech N9ne Announce Spring North American Tour with Set It Off & Zero 9:36
Hollywood Undead and Tech N9ne are gearing up for the next leg of their co-headlining Hollywood & N9ne Tour, bringing along Set It Off and Zero 9:36 as support. This North American run marks Hollywood...
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December 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
YES LAWDDDDD!!!!
If you ever wanna cheer me up, I really like videos of cows! 🥰🐄
December 17, 2024 at 3:35 AM
If you ever wanna cheer me up, I really like videos of cows! 🥰🐄
Got a packet of papers to fill out for my health insurance today and one of the questions was "Do you have any unusual behaviors or actions?" I really didn't wanna write "takes apart cheeseburgers and eats them in individual layers" 😭😭
December 17, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Got a packet of papers to fill out for my health insurance today and one of the questions was "Do you have any unusual behaviors or actions?" I really didn't wanna write "takes apart cheeseburgers and eats them in individual layers" 😭😭
The name of my Rob Zombie cover band! 🤘🏻🤘🏻
December 14, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The name of my Rob Zombie cover band! 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Ya know...I would like a round thing in my face as well. 🤔
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Ya know...I would like a round thing in my face as well. 🤔
I keep seeing pictures/videos of people buying that big ass T-rex statue from Homegoods for $800. Even if I COULD afford it, I don't have room for it, so stop teasing me!! 😭😭🤣🤣
December 12, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I keep seeing pictures/videos of people buying that big ass T-rex statue from Homegoods for $800. Even if I COULD afford it, I don't have room for it, so stop teasing me!! 😭😭🤣🤣
I LOVE Canada, I just don't like the way they pronounce sorry.....sorry!
December 11, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I LOVE Canada, I just don't like the way they pronounce sorry.....sorry!
Other people: That's an amazing Nebula!
Me: Haha looks like a pee pee! 🤣
Me: Haha looks like a pee pee! 🤣
![Resembling a nightmarish beast rearing its head from a crimson sea, this monstrous object is actually an innocuous pillar of gas and dust. Called the Cone Nebula (NGC 2264) - so named because, in ground-based images, it has a conical shape - this giant pillar resides in a turbulent star-forming region.
This picture, taken by the newly installed Advanced Camera for Surveys (ACS) aboard NASA's Hubble Space Telescope, shows the upper 2.5 light-years of the nebula, a height that equals 23 million roundtrips to the Moon. The entire nebula is 7 light-years long. The Cone Nebula resides 2,500 light-years away in the constellation Monoceros.
Radiation from hot, young stars [located beyond the top of the image] has slowly eroded the nebula over millions of years. Ultraviolet light heats the edges of the dark cloud, releasing gas into the relatively empty region of surrounding space. There, additional ultraviolet radiation causes the hydrogen gas to glow, which produces the red halo of light seen around the pillar. A similar process occurs on a much smaller scale to gas surrounding a single star, forming the bow-shaped arc seen near the upper left side of the Cone. This arc, seen previously with the Hubble telescope, is 65 times larger than the diameter of our solar system. The blue-white light from surrounding stars is reflected by dust. Background stars can be seen peeking through the evaporating tendrils of gas, while the turbulent base is pockmarked with stars reddened by dust.
Over time, only the densest regions of the Cone will be left. Inside these regions, stars and planets may form.
The Cone Nebula is a cousin of the M16 pillars, which the Hubble telescope imaged in 1995. Monstrous pillars of cold gas, like the Cone and M16, are common in large regions of star birth. Astronomers believe that these pillars are incubators for developing stars.
Credits
NASA, H. Ford (JHU), G. Illingworth (UCSC/LO), M.Clampin (STScI), G. Hartig (STScI), the ACS Science Team,](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dvzucmvxelqr6w37suuha4wa/bafkreighr5x4gh5r2znzdamtqh6mcavrpccvyfkdxggulcsmdaglqbdkla@jpeg)
December 11, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Other people: That's an amazing Nebula!
Me: Haha looks like a pee pee! 🤣
Me: Haha looks like a pee pee! 🤣
Mcsnitches get Mcstitches! 🥊🍔
McDonalds: where the soft serve machine is always broken, and now with ALL NEW snitches!
Why wouldn’t you want to get food here?
Why wouldn’t you want to get food here?
December 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Mcsnitches get Mcstitches! 🥊🍔
Don't tell anybody....I love Creed! 🤫
Creed Announce 2025 Summer North American Tour Dates with 3 Doors Down, Daughtry, Mammoth WVH, Etc.
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Creed Announce 2025 Summer North American Tour Dates with 3 Doors Down, Daughtry, Mammoth WVH, Etc.
Creed, the diamond-certified hard rock icons, have announced a 2025 leg of their wildly successful Summer of ’99 Tour. Following this year’s sold-out comeback run, the band will hit 23 cities next yea...
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December 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Don't tell anybody....I love Creed! 🤫