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Dark Lord Zagato
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I've finally decided to stop being stubborn and create a social media account.

https://www.youtube.com/@darklordzagato

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But I can see some disagreement between age groups. Video games of the 80s never really tell you anything in-game, they just dump you right into the action as soon as you press start. If you don't understand what one of the items does, you look it up in the book.

Now they just tell you on screen.
February 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Things of value in manuals

1. Item/Power-Up/Pick-Up lists
2. Move lists for fighting games
3. Official names for stages
4. Official names for monsters, bosses, and NPCs
5. Official backstory and lore (example, Zelda manuals)
6. Explanation of basic controls and game mechanics
7. Sometimes even maps
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
That bumper sticker is a real cut above the rest. ;)
February 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The people behind him be like
February 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
You would think that ball came from the Patriots locker room after Duke caught it... ;)
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Jumper enjoying a warm summer afternoon.

#cats
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
A gentle giant.
January 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Oh geez that part about the Legos just DESTROYED me! 🤣
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Take a sling with you even if they say you'll "probably" be fine without one, just in case it suddenly gets worse. Get well soon. <3
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The BGM for the first part of this clip makes up for how ridiculous the Robot Masters look. This is like something Final Fantasy Mystic Quest might have used for regular battle music.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
A gooning butler, or for short, a NUTler.
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh god, Tom. I had to deal with something like this in October but it was less about the fall and more about what caused her to fall. Still, I know what it's like to shout are you okay and not get an answer.

Absolutely terrible way to spend Christmas. Hope things get back to normal for you.
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Mrs. Claus energy
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Merry Christmas to you and Claire and Bagel too. :)
December 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It must have been smacked around a lot to reach level 78.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jail. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Starscream: This is how I avoid debt collectors!
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At least there's some basic facts that always stay the same.

1. Spectacle Rock sits atop Death Mountain
2. There is a graveyard near the base of Death Mountain
3. Lake Hylia is to the southeast
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Each game map is basically an artist's interpretation of what Hyrule would look like in reality.

When your console generation goes up, more details can be added to Hyrule. The downside of this is that the older maps don't align with the newer maps very well.
November 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Their source code backed up and stored in at least 3 different locations, and not in the same building, so that it doesn't get lost. Looking at YOU, Sega.
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Way back then, I used to keep a save file on my memory card from right before this scene begins. For reasons...
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Happy birthday Claire! ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Darn it I knew I forgot something.
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM