What kind of brain parasite made me go “his eyes look kind of glowing and demonic here 🥰😍❤️”

Like it is fine to have a T name but it is not a favorable statistic

They raised the price of the horrid vending machine treat I get after despairing about the work cafeteria options and opting out of lunch only to be starving at 4pm. Criminal

Right after posting this I was like. Huh we were Capital P poor weren’t we

He’s incredibly nice and remembers my name even though I only come in every few months. If I was a billionaire I would buy him a Gucci belt because he was born for it

This is my bed but he legitimately thinks it is his because my partner and I usually sleep in her room. He takes my spot 100% of the time and gets mad when I am in it

I genuinely think he receives these based on my interactions with people Respectfully Witnessing luca

I picked the most out of norm color I could think of today (a yellow! buttery not mustard or golden rod) and a bunch of incredibly hot women complimented me. Much to consider