Tyler Ryuujin
@darkryuujin.bsky.social
Sci-fi author and enjoyer.
Amateurcrastinator.
Amateurcrastinator.
My OCD has a very specific number of bounds.
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 AM
My OCD has a very specific number of bounds.
Your mom, your mom, your mom. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Your mom, your mom, your mom. Merry Christmas.
I've decided to create a swear-pair of motherfucker in the phrase fathermasturbator. It is somehow more and less vulgar.
December 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I've decided to create a swear-pair of motherfucker in the phrase fathermasturbator. It is somehow more and less vulgar.
My only real predators are mythical and/or sea creatures. I mean, there probably aren't many bears that predate me.
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My only real predators are mythical and/or sea creatures. I mean, there probably aren't many bears that predate me.
Because, by the end of his life, Jesus had more holes in him than the average person, I would posit he was a holey man.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Because, by the end of his life, Jesus had more holes in him than the average person, I would posit he was a holey man.
It sucks because there are so many wonderful smells that I want to share, but if we could share smells, I'd never trust someone who sent me one.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It sucks because there are so many wonderful smells that I want to share, but if we could share smells, I'd never trust someone who sent me one.
In Boston you pass the Pleasure Bay Flag Pole to get to Head Island...
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
In Boston you pass the Pleasure Bay Flag Pole to get to Head Island...
A neurotic?
Or,
An erotic?
Or,
An erotic?
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A neurotic?
Or,
An erotic?
Or,
An erotic?
A Venn Diagram of a grilled cheese sandwich and a cheese quasadilla is a fucking myriagon.
September 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A Venn Diagram of a grilled cheese sandwich and a cheese quasadilla is a fucking myriagon.
A movie where a server rack is in a high priced restaurant and the antagonist can't figure out which server they have to hack.
July 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A movie where a server rack is in a high priced restaurant and the antagonist can't figure out which server they have to hack.
We think the cause of death and the dead body have one thing in common; remains to be seen.
June 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We think the cause of death and the dead body have one thing in common; remains to be seen.
A chicken wrap had chicken on the inside. A lettuce wrap has lettuce on the outside.
June 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
A chicken wrap had chicken on the inside. A lettuce wrap has lettuce on the outside.
Red Hanger and I are currently in a legal dispute over our name because of their well established business and my startup abortion clinic.
May 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Red Hanger and I are currently in a legal dispute over our name because of their well established business and my startup abortion clinic.
Has anyone tried inviting Trump to submit a Eurovision entry to save NATO?
I'm out of ideas.
I'm out of ideas.
May 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Has anyone tried inviting Trump to submit a Eurovision entry to save NATO?
I'm out of ideas.
I'm out of ideas.
It's purposefully targeted to shame you for supporting pornography. Standing for free speech - not letting others define your words is a right we must fight for.
Remember, they want to make you a fool. You're not. Standing for the first amendment is what every citizen must fight for. If not One...
Remember, they want to make you a fool. You're not. Standing for the first amendment is what every citizen must fight for. If not One...
May 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's purposefully targeted to shame you for supporting pornography. Standing for free speech - not letting others define your words is a right we must fight for.
Remember, they want to make you a fool. You're not. Standing for the first amendment is what every citizen must fight for. If not One...
Remember, they want to make you a fool. You're not. Standing for the first amendment is what every citizen must fight for. If not One...
New manga idea. A Jersey Giant rooster who smokes cigarettes and is a part of the Yukaza that protects his flock violently.
April 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
New manga idea. A Jersey Giant rooster who smokes cigarettes and is a part of the Yukaza that protects his flock violently.
Cougars are hot - but it's a dry heat.
April 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Cougars are hot - but it's a dry heat.
What are we if not biological machines programmed to make terrible decisions?
April 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What are we if not biological machines programmed to make terrible decisions?
Looking for the lyrics on this audiobook I'm jamming to.
April 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Looking for the lyrics on this audiobook I'm jamming to.
I prefer to clap when the airplane takes off.
March 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I prefer to clap when the airplane takes off.
Whenever I misquote an established work, it's because the creator and I are working through creative differences.
February 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Whenever I misquote an established work, it's because the creator and I are working through creative differences.
My wife and I just had an avacado so rich the bank foreclosed on our house.
February 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My wife and I just had an avacado so rich the bank foreclosed on our house.